@TurtlesLordof

Shelled Reptile Royalty

Joined November 2020
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Greg the Sorcerer
@gregthesorcererSep 27
Tried having sex with a slime girl only for her highly acidic gelatinous pussy to slough my dick off the bone like a tender rib #FetchTheClericPlease
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The wildest thing about the Kirk situation that I have learned is that he was only 31. TPUSA was founded in 2012. Homeboy was a high school senior and saw the profit to be had in being a right-wing grifter. A goddamn nostradomus.
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Oh oh, do Walsh next!
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The guy who turned in Luigi never got paid.
The White House
@WhiteHouse9 Jun 2025
The FBI is offering a reward of up to $50,000 for information leading to the identification, arrest, and conviction of this unknown suspect. 📞 1-800-CALL-FBI (1-800-225-5324) 💻 tips.fbi.gov
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TheLordofTurtles retweeted
TonioPxl@TonioPxl20 Apr 2025
It will cost you $0 to RT my work
🅅@kookoudge19 Apr 2025
It will cost you $0 to RT my work
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Green apple splatters.
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only deeply insecure men worry about dipshits judging them for enjoying a snack. men like that are incapable of any kind of real bravery or courage because they waste their lives worried about the judgements of strangers.
Acyn
@Acyn19 Mar 2025
Watters: I have rules for men. Like you don't eat soup in public. You don't cross your legs. And you don't drink from a straw. His excuse was I was drinking a milk shake. Again, you shouldn't be drinking a milk shake. Milk shakes are for kids.
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Why couldn't he have gone for center mass?
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There were literally 3 MAGA people outside of Steve Bannon's press conference 🤣💀 So I sang to them my hit song "My MAGA Side Girl" til they went away! We defeat MAGA by laughing harder at them!🌊 Pls rt so Elon has to pay me TWITTER AD revenue money! 🌊💙 – at New York, USA
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TheLordofTurtles retweeted
Mitos Nes@Mitos_Nes27 Oct 2024
Poorly explain the last game you played ⬇️
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BREAKING: In a stunning moment, Donald Trump just incoherently rambled about someone accusing him of sexual assault. Trump is senile, disgusting, and cannot be allowed back in the White House. Retweet to make sure all Americans see this.
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Ya know... I think as one last tribute to Akira toriyama the voice acting community should do their best Kamehameha. What do you guys think?
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Flu, pneaumonia, AND an ear infection? I am truly blessed by father Nurgle today. Also, fuck that guy.
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I miss this dork. #44forever
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TheLordofTurtles retweeted
MrBeast
@MrBeast22 Jan 2024
I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours
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Video Games.
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Spread the luck
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Making noodles with a buddy, that's palfredo sauce.
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