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Roundup of NFL news today (Spoiler: IT’S A LOT) • #Eagles trade DT Jordan Davis to the Jaguars for a 2027 1st & 2029 2nd. • #Falcons trade S Jessie Bates to the Jaguars for a 2027 2nd & 2028 5th. • #Saints trade DT Davon Godchaux to the Jaguars for a 6th. • #Jets trade S Andre Cisco to the Lions for a 2028 6th. • #Rams WR Puka Nacua is likely headed to IR with MCL/PCL sprains and turf toe. • #Packers RB Josh Jacobs needs surgery on a broken finger and could land on IR. • #Cardinals QB Gardner Minshew is feared to have a torn UCL and likely needs season-ending surgery. Carson Beck will be QB1. • #Cardinals WR Michael Wilson is out for the season with a neck injury. • #49ers WR Brandon Aiyuk is reinstated from the reserve/left squad list. It's the next step in his return. 🚨 ... Scroll @MySportsUpdate timeline for more NFL. A LOT MORE IS COMING.

Bucs RT Luke Goedeke airs grievances about Bears DT Jeffery Simmons, claiming that he holds tackles so that the DE can run free to the QB. nbcsports.com/nfl/profootbal…

What a disastrous opening week for American basketball UAB: Lost to McNeese by 21. Temple: Lost to Richmond by 26. FAU: Lost to Wright State by 26. Tulane: Lost to Jackson State by 2. Rice: Lost to East Texas A&M by 1. UTSA: Lost to San José State by 21 and barely beat VMI.

See if you can spot the “false start”

#Broncos HC Sean Payton paused his press conference because he thought a reporter was smoking... “Could we not smoke in here?” The reporter had a pencil in his mouth. 😂😂

Democrats vow to impeach Trump officials and investigate Republican donors, per FT.

A man was arrested for allegedly stalking LeBron James after being spotted on his Los Angeles property and claiming to be his son, per TMZ

The #STLCards have promoted Rob Cerfolio to GM, per @dgoold Cerfolio was Chaim Bloom’s first hire in 2024. He came over from Cleveland, where he ran player development, to help revamp the Cards’ farm system What do you think of the move?

“What the f*ck are you doing?” Fan gets ejected for passing the ball at the referee

BREAKING: Democratic Congressman Robert Garcia has said: LAWYER UP.

Stephen A. Smith predicts Democrats will be STUPID and ARROGANT enough to treat the midterms as a mandate and start impeaching Trump’s cabinet. If they go down that road, he says, it will BACKFIRE in 2028 and hand Marco Rubio or Ron DeSantis the presidency. PBD: "Let's play the 'let's say' game. The Dems win the House and they win the Senate. One, what do you think they'll do? And if they do that, what will happen in 2028?" STEPHEN A. SMITH: "I believe that the Democrats are going to be arrogant enough to believe it's a mandate as opposed to a vote against Trump." "There are going to be enough of them that think that it was a vote for them, their mandate, that they've reclaimed power, and they're going to be stupid and arrogant enough to go after him with stuff like impeachment. They're definitely going to try to impeach Pete Hegseth." "They're definitely going to go after Marco Rubio with an investigation. They're probably going to do the same with Trump, and we're going to be inundated with similar chaos to what was transpiring in the years between when he departed in 2020 and he reclaimed the presidency in 2024." "And that same kind of chaos is going to cost them the presidency in 2028, in all likelihood, to Marco Rubio or Ron DeSantis. That is what I believe."

Red Sox To Trade Eduardo Rivera To The Cardinals mlbtraderumors.com/2026/11/r…

🚨BREAKING: Mike Norvell will make over 26 THOUSAND DOLLARS PER DAY from FSU for the next six years. Per second: $0.31 Per minute: $18.62 Per hour: $1,117 Per day: $26,800 Per week: $187,600 Per month: $816,100 There is no greater job in the world-A fired CFB head coach.

BREAKING: 9 passengers onboard crashed jet in Palm Beach County, Florida (BNO)