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Value investor. Old soul. Pulling swords out of boulders.

Namibia
Joined May 2012
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To everyone I told, “I will see what I can do at the end of the month” I’ve seen it. There’s nothing I can do
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Look at the quality of goals man…football has gone down a level
Look at how he’s creating chances, scoring goals and linking up. What was he actually on in 2008? 😭
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SWERVO🏁🐬 retweeted
Naw nigga you see the angle Big Foe at don’t jump in dat water if you can’t swim!
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He was bigger than the game. Football had to catch up to his stardom.
Manchester United Ronaldo was like seeing a real life superhero
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Congratulations
Does El-Nino cause morning sickness and drowsiness? 🤧
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this is frying me dude. guy got turned into a nugget at 20 by a flying toy & theyre gonna let him use his chin to turn other teenagers into nuggets and ABC is running it as a feel good story. right when u think its done boom pan to his nazi patch collection. satire genius. dying
Ukrainian veteran Ruslan Knysh is just 20 years old. Still, he continues to defend his country after losing both arms and legs in a Russian drone attack. Today, he is training to become a drone pilot by using a customized chin controller to operate unmanned ground vehicles. abcnews.link/H2WKOYt
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He’s a maniac, he didn’t stop running 😭
🚨🚨| GOAL: CRISTIANO RONALDO SCORES HIS 985TH CAREER GOAL AND COMPLETES A HAT-TRICK !!!!!!!!!! Al Nassr 5-2 Al Kholood
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I love Jay but absolutely NOTHING shifted when this dropped 😭😭
you niggas genuinely don’t understand the shift that took place when this fucking song dropped to be speaking on Hov like this
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Terence Crawford bloodied my nose in the first 30 seconds of our spar. I was a young fighter in a North Omaha gym. Never heard of the guy they called Bud. He saw I was a southpaw, switched to southpaw too, and stuck me with one jab. I was bleeding like a stuck pig.
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They’re really in the sunken place 😭 thank god my club survived these links
Manchester United are exploring the market for centre forwards in January, and one name under consideration is Dominic Calvert-Lewin. More from @lauriewhitwell and @BerenCross 🔗 nyti.ms/4ySWMSm
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This is like watching a perfect quarterback fake, when the entire defense gets fooled and he just strolls into the endzone.
Fox: Why are you here this morning? Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
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A teacher at Ontoko Combined School was allegedly tied up and abducted during a robbery in Epalela Location, Onesi Constituency, Omusati region, in the early hours of Thursday. The suspects fled with her brand-new Suzuki Fronx. Omusati police regional commander Commissioner Ismael Basson said Alina Uugwanga was attacked between 02:30 and 03:00 by at least two unknown men who broke into her room and demanded her vehicle keys and money. A message circulated among colleagues at about 04:18 appealed for help, reporting that a female colleague had just been robbed of her vehicle in Epalela Location. The message identified the vehicle as a 2026 Suzuki Fronx with registration number N48510SH. The suspects allegedly tied Uugwanga’s hands, covered her mouth and forced her into the vehicle before dropping her off at Omindamba Village. They then drove towards Ruacana before branching off towards the border. “The suspects are believed to have crossed into Angola through the Omakuva area on the Namibian side and proceeded towards Efidi in Cunene Province with the stolen vehicle,” Basson said. He has appealed to members of the public to provide information that could help trace the stolen vehicle. Update: Tuyeimo Haufiku Photo contributed
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😭😭😭😭
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They call Gyökeres untechnical but nobody had ever seen a fake shot into scissor kick la croqueta before yesterday
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Charlie Murphy and Samuel L Jackson playing them two white guys on the Boondocks was the best part of the show 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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SWERVO🏁🐬 retweeted
Most obvious Odegaard succession plan ever
Nico Paz - MOTM Performance vs Torino Goal and an assist.
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BREAKING: House Democrats have preemptively introduced a resolution to stop the federal government from bailing out AI companies in the event of the industry collapsing. The bill says these companies should be subjected to the ordinary bankruptcy process.
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SWERVO🏁🐬 retweeted
honestly Arsenal winning the league has desensitised me from bullshit results like yesterday 💀 I don’t really care
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“ Niggas are so determined to be the solution to women’s poverty that they end up engineering their own.”
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SWERVO🏁🐬 retweeted
Oh you don't think another country should influence your votes?
If you are not Israeli, do not tell Israelis how to vote.
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