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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀♱ ʿ ⊹ ⠀ ⋆ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀「 〝,  𝐭oo much work. 𝐋ame. 𝐁𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠. ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀investigating and making inquiries is the work for a 𝐝𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞, .ᐣ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀

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⠀⠀ 𝐓𝐇𝐄. 𝐋iving ̳ ̳. world is a 𝕯𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦. 𝐭𝐡𝐞 nocturnal 𝒟𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒎 𝗶𝘀 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐘. From dawn to ᴅᴜsᴋ I spend my time in the 𝕽𝖊𝖆𝖑 world — - - — 𝐂𝐑𝐀𝐙𝐘, ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ It`a not ⠀𝐅͢ ͢𝐀͢ ͢𝐈͢ ͢𝐑͢ ͢ ͢͢ ˖ ꜜ ٪ ࣪ ִֶָ 𒀭
blackmail works wonders when it comes to the supposed morally upright citizens of the universe.
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ hmm, i don't dislike the sound of that ~ just what prank would it be? it better be a good one! ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀, " well I had to come get a closer look of the boss myself. a certain detective of ours talks an awful lot about you , you know .ᐣ " The detective sprouted as he stood directly Infront of the mafia leader. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
ᅟᅟᅟ ⠀ ⠀⠀݁ @ULTADEDUCTION ͡︵ . ゛this is no place for a member of the agency to be、 you know .ᐣ ゛ osamu crossed his arms over his chest.
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ oh yeah ? like do what , its in the middle of the after noon. most things are closed. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
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⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ for a mafia boss you sure seems anything but , get some sleep. ( sitting on the bosses desk, he pops yet another lolli in his mouth. ) ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀
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.⸙͎ || taking a small break for the day. ngl that really upset me. i hate call out culture for real it ruins the fun for everyone
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.⸙͎ || forgive me for what im about to say. but to that beast Atsushi that just subtweeted. that's not cool and not nice at all. idk what kick you get out of it. but i do not tolerate cancel culture especially in rp when im here to only have fun. i also don't tolerate ship hate
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and would rather not be near anyone who thinks that's okay to harrass others for harmless ships. again not cool please better yourself as a person before you go and start drama because you think cancel culture is funny and cool. it's not. I'm not here for drama im here to
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۫ 🔍༝ ଼𝓜𝑨𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹 𝐃𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐕𝐄 retweeted
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ᅟᅟᅟ ᅟᅟーׁ̫ 𝕽ex tremendae 𝖒𝖆𝖏𝖊𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖙𝖎𝖘 𝓠ui salvandos salvas 𝓰𝓻𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓼. ᅟᅟ⋆  ֗ ִ - ̗̀ 𝓢alve me fons 𝙥𝙞𝙚𝙩𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙨 𓈒𝆯
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I'm getting bored , i haven't had any tasks done in a while are the cops avoiding me . . . . ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I'm being man handled by a monkey, someone come get this maniac away from me ! ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Green eyes for once in a long time widened as he was suddenly lifted from the ground and 𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐃 around the office! those mushrooms must have really made him loose his mind for the 𝐀𝐔𝐃𝐀𝐂𝐈𝐓𝐘 !!
ᅟᅟᅟ ゛but i'm pregnant with you! you can't be a virgin... AHH OUR SON IS NOT OUR SON.. ゛osamu kept the detective in his arms tighter. ゛i'm going to be a daddyyyy and you're going to take care of our baby. ~ ゛he now runs around the room excited and jumping up.
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⠀⠀⠀⠀ `` DAZAI !! put - me - down !! AH ! LET GO OF ME !! KUNIKIDA ! `` never in his life had be been practically man handled like this ! his heart jump in his chest as he kicked and punched at the other in attempt to get him to let go.
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀one thing about ranpo, ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀it was really hard to get him annoyed . at least kunikida level annoyed. `` there is no child you aren't — PREGNANT ! `` he attempted to struggle and climb out of his tight hold. ⠀⠀
ᅟᅟᅟ ゛i'm pregnant! you will take over our child ! ゛osamu hugs ranpo、 squeezing him tightly in his arms and rubbing his cheek against the detective's. ゛will you give candy to our son? ゛
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ `` I'm a virgin ! `` usually he could easily over look dazai's ridiculousness but only when it wasn't directed onto him ! !
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Of course i am not heartless besides I only did it for the snacks! ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
( catching it with one hand , using the other to give ranpo a pat on the head ) good, thank you for being so willing, I'm proud of you.
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ GAH — dazai - get - off we aren't having a baby ! if anything it would look like you ! now move before you crush my pastrys ! ( protectively moving his pastries out the way so they don't get crushed ! ) ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
ᅟᅟᅟ *jump over ranpo* our baby will be born looking just like you and it will be so cute!
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ . . . well why didn't you just start with that !? fine here is his wallet ! ( he tosses it over to him. ) ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
( Fukuzawa knows ranpo a little too well ) and I'll take you to that sweet shop you always go to, you won't have to take on any cases you done want to and I'll give you ( dramatic pause ) praise .
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