𝑳𝑬𝑫𝑶 .

𝑳𝑬𝑫𝑶 𝑹𝑨𝑿 —— Son of Gallius. Commander in the First Order. Failed protégé; turned bitter and ruthless. written by #𝑬𝑳𝑰𝑶.

/ sorry couldn’t let that slide

“Mine.” It’s okay, he’s weird too. They make a great pair.

“You’re so weird,” he says extremely fondly, very much in love actually, then gives her a kiss. “Like so fuckin’ weird.”

( reaching for her waist. ) Yep… and hopefully it distracts you from, like, licking rocks …

If we drizzle honey on you instead, I’d be more interested.

( looking at her like she’s absolutely out of her damn mind but he’s also very into it. )

Are you gonna swallow rocks whole?

/ did they get engaged ……. I can’t remember ………. 💀💀

my fiancé is insane …. ly hot.

Uh… yep. /That’s/ gonna make it easier to chew.

Honey ……..

Yeah… been based in a few places against my will. Uh, how are you?

( checks his hair quickly in the nearest reflective surface. ) Heyyyyy

Yeesh. Okay, fair enough, big guy.

Yeah alriiiight.

Yup. I’m back. And still judging you.

/ period

Don’t you, I don’t know, enjoy that?

( JUMPS— ) Where the fuck—

Kylo Ren’s weird-ass fan club is here.