Btown Uber Driver

New pin, rules and guidelines for the 25-26 season #BAC answers to FAQs 1. No, I’m not a cop 2. High score is .32 3. Yes, .32 is high and tomorrow is gonna suck for them, ER isn’t a bad destination for this passenger 4. .08 is the legal driving limit 5. .12 is the sweet spot, but if you don’t have practice, you might puke 6. Over .3 and you will puke, and you’ll lose the next day of your life 7. Over .35, you’re probably in the hospital, and you’ll hate yourself for a couple days 8. Tolerance is highly variable but is correlated to frequency of consumption. Some freshman will act very drunk at .04, frequent drinkers may act fine at .2

Whose pledge class is this? Pandas?

Ragging hard on this passenger that left the game after the Minnesota field goal.

Overheard in the Uber “you can tell she’s on Ozempic, she looks emancipated” 🤨

This October 31 is the convergence of all things Uber magical: 1: #4 Indiana Hoosiers, playing at home 2: 3:30 game time, ideal 3: Homecoming 4: Halloween, always the best day (weekend) of the year 5: Daylight savings at 2am resets the clocks to 1am… an extra hour to close down the bar Now let’s get the win #hoosiers

Here we go!

Parade → GameDay → Hoosiers → costume chaos. Strap in for 36 hours of Bloomington doing the absolute most. Never Daunted.

This is my favorite part of the college football season. Giants falling , every week.

Back to back wins against the Wolverines. Generational shift. It’s a good time to be alive.

The last time I went to Ann Arbor for a game, it was about the experience. Today, from wherever we’re watching, it's about the W. Let's go Hoosiers! 🔴⚪

In Santiago de los Caballeros for the weekend. Anyone know the best place to watch the game tomorrow? Is there a contingent of IU alums here?

This is a good start.

Everything is upside down….

Bucceto’s opening their third location downtown in the former location of the Owlery

The stars at night are big and bright…

Gameday! Let’s go Hoosiers.

Welcome weekend recap... Freshman class at IU is a rowdy one, although McMosh went down without an issue on Thursday night. There was an incident on Friday, which caused the police to disperse the crowds on Friday and Saturday nights. Allegedly someone brought a gun to McMosh on Friday, and there may have been a couple people trampled in the crowd. Ambulances called. Most of the reports I'm hearing are that McMosh is getting significant social media attention and drawing in non-student participants, which may be causing the issues with firearms (think Little5 over the past few years.) Upstairs had a record-breaking line similar to late football season last year, with lines wrapping around the building. Interesting to see the freshman class exploring their newfound freedom, searching for alcohol, and learning lessons about how ineffective their fake IDs are at most of the bars in Bloomington. I’ve resorted to giving freshmen passengers advice on what to avoid when using fake IDs. Does that make me an accomplice? Everyone is looking forward to the football season this year!

IU should be able to fund a significant stadium expansion with the royalties off of the merch this freshman class is wearing.