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YouTuber and General Internet Beard. My views aren’t my own, but nobody knows who they actually belong to.

England
Joined March 2009
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Elon Musk told the United Nations he would give them $6 billion to end world hunger if they showed him a detailed plan of how they would use the money. They called his bluff and gave him their plan— and then they never got the money. Now he’s buying Twitter for $45 billion.
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It’s like being back in year 9! #nominativedeterminism
If ever there was a roving reporter that could cover a fuel shortage…
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The bath.
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Led by Donkeys and @hassan_akkad have done it again. This is an absolutely phenomenal video, exposing how the Govt left our borders wide open to Covid-19 for a year... whilst focusing their “border controls” attention on a few migrants in the channel.
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12-18 yr olds, don't miss out on our FREE filmmaking workshops, where you will make your own short film using stories collected from migrants to Southampton. These workshops will take place in-person and subject to necessary Covid-19 safety measures. Info city-eye.co.uk/mayflower400o…
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Another retro pixel-art animation I did, hope you like it! I always loved ground and rock types. #Pokemon #Pokemon25 #RETROGAMING
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This is a joke for exactly one person. Me.
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You really think someone would do that? Just go to the end of slime climb and then push other people off?
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The monopolist is handing out lessons on fairness.
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HOLY SHIT, RIP XBOX.
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Literally tweeted this and then jumped on his stream to witness him get a crown straight away! 😂 lucky nobody saw this 😝😂
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Good showing from Xbox, but I feel really bad for the guy in the YouTube chat who posted FUSION FRENZY about half an hour before it started
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ICYMI: Yesterday, MarineLand Canada sent the police to my house because I tweeted “Life is short. Steal a walrus”. Vid or it didn’t happen? Ok:
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Follow and RT for a chance to win this custom Dreamcast -- and yes, it actually plays #RAGE2! beth.games/2Li5irJ
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Aw shit, that's the Darksign dude, we're all fucked.
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In the Capcom-developed GBC Zelda games, Oracle of Seasons and Oracle of Ages, the mine carts received a lot of criticism for being too slow and tedious. So in Capcom's GBA follow-up, The Minish Cap, they were just like, alright, fine, fuck you
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Bark At The Moon. CreasePegg 2019.
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Holy shit today's #Pokemon announcement was wild!!
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