@Un55782Unity

@Stit57881 @Yallsuck7 @un55782unity

Joined January 2026
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@xo_folly22h
My boyfriend texted me saying he was feeling extremely nauseous, so I jokingly told him to take a pregnancy test, for a second I thought I was being insensitive until he replied, โ€œYou told me you were wearing a condom.โ€I havenโ€™t stopped laughing since. ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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@xo_folly20h
My cousin is sooooooo ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿพโ€โ™€๏ธ
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@xo_folly3h
My coworker started crying bcos her boyfriend broke up with her (over text) and my manager said, โ€œThis is why we tell yโ€™all to stay off your phones at work.โ€ ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคฃ
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@xo_folly33m
I don't do quiet breakups, I make sure it's loud asf
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Wizkid and Burna Boy are both at the Ballon dโ€™Or ceremony, but Osakpolo no receive invitation. ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’” Na traditional wedding dem sabi invite am to. Omo, local superstar! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Anyone who has actually worked for a woman will confirm to you that women make terrible leaders.
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HENRY56
@talk2fuzi568h
My Facebook is now eligible to start earning ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’ฏ
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@ProvalyqOct 26
Make sure you grab her well when she comes. You two deserve it. Donโ€™t be a weak man. โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅ
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@Basil_jr223h
this girl kept complaining that her boyfriend never helped her financially, so i started sending her money whenever she needed it. one day, i asked if she saw a future with me, and she said she saw me as a brother. BROTHER? after all those investments?
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my ex reached out last night to see if we could โ€œfixโ€ things. i cried when i got the message. i still love him. but after our long conversation, i am even more assured that moving on is the right call. when i asked to see the messages between him and the girl heโ€™s been dating
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fakebobby@fakebobbyy15h
โ€œwe need to talkโ€ bitch, can we afford the conversation first?
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fakebobby@fakebobbyy4h
โ imagine being stressed about a life youโ€™re not even enjoying yet ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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fakebobby@fakebobbyy3h
iโ€™d rather be alone than manage grown peopleโ€™s bullshit.
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fakebobby@fakebobbyy2h
โ your opinion got no rent here.
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fakebobby@fakebobbyy1h
nobody to impress, nobody to explain shit to.
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Proval
@ProvalyqOct 26
Na today I finally believe say person fit use Indomie chop girl.
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@ShyneGrammm10h
It's a Money Tuesday for us today, how much do you think will solve your present problem like this
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my boyfriend said I should start dressing better because first impressions matter and after a month I got too fine for the relationship.
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A woman calling you โ€œstingyโ€ is actually a compliment.
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Avy
@avyloveyouOct 26
Using masters to escape marriage>>> finished masters... PHd ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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