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Cap'n Crunch.

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The choices we make are what make us human. I know who I am. I don’t wanna fight, but I won’t apologize for doin’ what’s right.

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Tʜᴇʏ sᴀʏ ᴏʟᴅ sᴏʟᴅɪᴇʀs ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴅɪᴇ. 》Rᴇsᴛᴀʀᴛᴇᴅ ᴀᴄᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ 》Tɪᴍᴇʟɪɴᴇ|Uɴɪᴠᴇʀsᴇ Fʟᴇxɪʙʟᴇ 》Aᴅᴜʟᴛ Wʀɪᴛᴇʀ 》Cʀᴏssᴏᴠᴇʀs ᴀɴᴅ OCs ᴀʀᴇ ᴡᴇʟᴄᴏᴍᴇ 》Mɪʀʀᴏʀᴇᴅ ᴅᴇsᴄʀɪᴘᴛɪᴏɴ 》#Iᴄᴏɴ
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Since SHIELD existed.
ᵀʰᵉ 𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙒𝙞𝙙𝙤𝙬 (@AvengingShrew) profile pictureᵀʰᵉ 𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙒𝙞𝙙𝙤𝙬@AvengingShrew6 Jun 2025
There are so many levels of concern to unpack here... When last did you visit your psychiatrist?
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Wouldn't change it.
ᵀʰᵉ 𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙒𝙞𝙙𝙤𝙬 (@AvengingShrew) profile pictureᵀʰᵉ 𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙒𝙞𝙙𝙤𝙬@AvengingShrew6 Jun 2025
Suddenly, the past 11 years make sense.
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You're bullying me which is unfortunate because I find that hot.
ᵀʰᵉ 𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙒𝙞𝙙𝙤𝙬 (@AvengingShrew) profile pictureᵀʰᵉ 𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙒𝙞𝙙𝙤𝙬@AvengingShrew6 Jun 2025
What? I'm supporting your idiocy.
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Why not? Most people can be wooed with appliances. If someone buys me a blender or air fryer, they'd have a chance.
ᵀʰᵉ 𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙒𝙞𝙙𝙤𝙬 (@AvengingShrew) profile pictureᵀʰᵉ 𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙒𝙞𝙙𝙤𝙬@AvengingShrew6 Jun 2025
(Deep breath in. Long breath out.) Steven... Honey... This isn't the 1940's anymore. You can not woo women with appliances, anymore. I's offensive.
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Woooooow!
ᵀʰᵉ 𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙒𝙞𝙙𝙤𝙬 (@AvengingShrew) profile pictureᵀʰᵉ 𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙒𝙞𝙙𝙤𝙬@AvengingShrew6 Jun 2025
To get your whore cooties off of me, yes.
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Don't remember us ending things. I would have put a washing machine in front of your bedroom door to woo you.
ᵀʰᵉ 𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙒𝙞𝙙𝙤𝙬 (@AvengingShrew) profile pictureᵀʰᵉ 𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙒𝙞𝙙𝙤𝙬@AvengingShrew6 Jun 2025
You've basically broken up with me, Soldier. You don't get to complain about the lack of dick.
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Tip slip!
ᵀʰᵉ 𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙒𝙞𝙙𝙤𝙬 (@AvengingShrew) profile pictureᵀʰᵉ 𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙒𝙞𝙙𝙤𝙬@AvengingShrew6 Jun 2025
Considering the range of possibilities and amount of time you spend on the internet, I'm scared to ask what TS means.
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Wow-
ᵀʰᵉ 𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙒𝙞𝙙𝙤𝙬 (@AvengingShrew) profile pictureᵀʰᵉ 𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙒𝙞𝙙𝙤𝙬@AvengingShrew6 Jun 2025
Well, you are allowed to be wrong.
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Will it? Will it really?
ᵀʰᵉ 𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙒𝙞𝙙𝙤𝙬 (@AvengingShrew) profile pictureᵀʰᵉ 𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙒𝙞𝙙𝙤𝙬@AvengingShrew6 Jun 2025
It'll be worth it. I need to be cleansed.
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Just like our TS streak.
ᵀʰᵉ 𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙒𝙞𝙙𝙤𝙬 (@AvengingShrew) profile pictureᵀʰᵉ 𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙒𝙞𝙙𝙤𝙬@AvengingShrew6 Jun 2025
My heart is broken.
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Agree to disagree!
ᵀʰᵉ 𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙒𝙞𝙙𝙤𝙬 (@AvengingShrew) profile pictureᵀʰᵉ 𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙒𝙞𝙙𝙤𝙬@AvengingShrew6 Jun 2025
It really wasn't.
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Might tingle a bit and not in a good way, but you do you.
ᵀʰᵉ 𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙒𝙞𝙙𝙤𝙬 (@AvengingShrew) profile pictureᵀʰᵉ 𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙒𝙞𝙙𝙤𝙬@AvengingShrew6 Jun 2025
I'm going to take a soak in bleach.
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Yeah, you're smarter BUT I am definitely faster.
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Et tu, Nat?
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It was pretty good!
ᵀʰᵉ 𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙒𝙞𝙙𝙤𝙬 (@AvengingShrew) profile pictureᵀʰᵉ 𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙒𝙞𝙙𝙤𝙬@AvengingShrew6 Jun 2025
It's a terrible joke.
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If it's any consolation,. you were the first in week.
ᵀʰᵉ 𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙒𝙞𝙙𝙤𝙬 (@AvengingShrew) profile pictureᵀʰᵉ 𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙒𝙞𝙙𝙤𝙬@AvengingShrew6 Jun 2025
. . .I need a shower. A really hot one. Lots of scrubbing.
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Don't be. Banana splits are good in their own rights.
ᵀʰᵉ 𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙒𝙞𝙙𝙤𝙬 (@AvengingShrew) profile pictureᵀʰᵉ 𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙒𝙞𝙙𝙤𝙬@AvengingShrew6 Jun 2025
I feel like I should be offended here.
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He'd have to be able to catch me and I'm a fast runner.
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Maybe.
ᵀʰᵉ 𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙒𝙞𝙙𝙤𝙬 (@AvengingShrew) profile pictureᵀʰᵉ 𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙒𝙞𝙙𝙤𝙬@AvengingShrew6 Jun 2025
Is this a choking you with my thighs joke?
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Nope, it was this one. I'm just good at bed hopping.
ᵀʰᵉ 𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙒𝙞𝙙𝙤𝙬 (@AvengingShrew) profile pictureᵀʰᵉ 𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙒𝙞𝙙𝙤𝙬@AvengingShrew6 Jun 2025
Were you TL hopping?!
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