heaven heard (@UniFly) header
heaven heard (@UniFly) profile picture

heaven heard

@UniFly
 applesauce ville
Joined April 2009
  • Tweets2K
  • Following64
  • Followers27
7Media
Photo by heaven heard (@UniFly)
heaven heard retweeted
Inthecut (@007sks2012) profile picture
Inthecut@007sks201215 Mar 2012
Of course I talk to myself. I need to have an intelligent conversation every now & then.
3
235
69
heaven heard retweeted
Words (@wordstionary) profile picture
Words
@wordstionary17 Mar 2012
I wish my phone never ran out of battery and my fridge never ran out of food.
9
1,230
123
heaven heard retweeted
OMGFactsSex (@OMGFactsSex) profile picture
OMGFactsSex@OMGFactsSex17 Mar 2012
Teachers call it 'the bathroom', we call it, 'I'm bored, i'm leaving'
7
522
101
When you give up, you choose to fail. As long you keep trying, you eventually get better or pass.
52
12
When something bad happens, u have 3 choices: Either let it DEFINE you, DESTRONG you or let it STRENGTHEN you. Your choice!
38
8
heaven heard retweeted
OMGFactsSex (@OMGFactsSex) profile picture
OMGFactsSex@OMGFactsSex16 Mar 2012
I hate waking up during a good dream and it won't come back!
6
888
123
my bodys here, but my mind is gone
2
heaven heard retweeted
OMGFactsSex (@OMGFactsSex) profile picture
OMGFactsSex@OMGFactsSex16 Mar 2012
Flipping the Pillow Over to Get to the Cold Side
11
1,178
135
'Never Mind.' Definition: You should've listened the first time
1
154
19
Today is one of those days when I'm so busy doing nothing that I don't have time for anything else.
1
260
70
When people ask dumb questions, I feel obligated to give sarcastic answers.
2
253
30
heaven heard retweeted
Words (@wordstionary) profile picture
Words
@wordstionary16 Jan 2012
#SadMomentWhen you realize the worksheet is double sided.
5
764
85
In 20-30 years, one of the hardest things our kids will have to do will be finding a user name that hasn't already been taken.
1
803
142
There are 3 levels of pain. 1. Pain 2. Excruciating pain 3. Stepping on a Lego
11
878
187
No matter how good or bad your life is, wake up each morning & be thankful that you still have one.
2
316
91
heaven heard retweeted
OMGFactsSex (@OMGFactsSex) profile picture
OMGFactsSex@OMGFactsSex14 Jan 2012
Oh you broke your leg? Well that's sad... now let me use your crutches
2
402
71
Yawning is your body's way of saying: "10% battery remaining"
1
272
60
heaven heard retweeted
OMGFactsSex (@OMGFactsSex) profile picture
OMGFactsSex@OMGFactsSex14 Jan 2012
When I see the words Why? or Explain. on my homework I die a little inside
2
532
99
The walk of shame when you have to put something back in a store after your mom says no.
151
29
Load more