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Nicholas retweeted
Harry Kane should be given another Ballon D'Or for the best banter quote😂😂😂
Work hard in silence. Let success be your noise. 🏆
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12:15 and Michael Carrick is still a Manchester United coach and he is leading training today.
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Harry Kane should be given another Ballon D'Or for the best banter quote😂😂😂
Work hard in silence. Let success be your noise. 🏆
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Work hard in silence. Let success be your noise. 🏆
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It’s obvious they don’t have anyone to replace him that’s why he’s still here. This might even cause them to keep him or panic and get someone who shouldn’t be here. Our board is so clueless.
How an earth have we allowed Michael Carrick to train the team today? This club embarrasses us more by the second.
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Obvious facts from the Ballon Dor ceremony: 1. Barcelona will keep on winning the kopa trophy, women's best club and women's Ballon Dor every year. 2. Harry Kane undoubtedly deserves the Ballon Dor. 3. Manchester City are the biggest club in England, only club to produce a standout nominee in Haaland and Rodri. 4. If the Ballon Dor is in a world cup year, your club season does not matter. 5. Bellingham has become underrated, its crazy how he didn't even make top 10.
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Morning FT🤍 We keep trying till it clicks
Morning FT 🤍 Waking up to see another day is a blessing and something to be grateful for... Never take it for granted May the universe favor us this new week 🤲💫
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Who would you choose between Harry Kane and Luis Suárez as the more complete striker?
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Wait, Michael Carrick is taking training this morning?? Nah, you have to laugh at this point. These owners are here to absolutely destroy our club. What a joke!!! 😂😂
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Manchester United are absolutely bonkers if they’re keeping Carrick for Chelsea. It’s not even fair on him anymore. The toxicity is already growing around him and will continue. We should be protecting club legends. But him out of his misery. Incompetence!!
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Carrick staying until they find a successor is so sad. He probably thinks he's helping the club he loves out. When in reality he'd be helping the club he loves by exposing these frauds and walking with his head held high
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Worst start to a season in 40 years Unfittest team in the league No identity, tactics and baffling team selections Humilated by Como and Bournemouth 1 point off relegation Business as usual with Carrick still in charge while we flirt with Eddie Howe....
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I'm no owner or CEO but this is how to run this crisis for Dummies. 1. Sack Carrick yesterday and put a statement out about standards and ambition 2. Sack Wilcox this morning and put another statement about ambition and the ruthless desire to get there. 3. Announce the new manager
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Club have briefed no Nagelsmann and Conte.....Carrick still in a job. Eddie Howe favourite IF they sack him. I said appointing Carrick was a mistake and the summer window was a disaster. I'll tell you this. This is sabotage. They're sinking us on purpose. RIP The United we knew
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12:15 and Michael Carrick is still a Manchester United coach and he is leading training today.
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Nicholas retweeted
Anytime I remember we play Chelsea 😄 We can still beat them with a red card
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Congratulations to Harry Kane on winning the Ballon d’Or as an Arsenal academy graduate. Chelsea academy have not produced a Ballon d’Or winner 😆
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Aside from his goals, because that’s obviously what the Gerd Müller Trophy is for and he already won it. Why does Harry Kane deserve the Ballon d’Or over players like Mbappe, Yamal and Olise? And please, try not to mention him being white.
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They robbed us again. You're definitely winning it next year my boy.❤️
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