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¤ Should be getting active either tonight or tomorrow. Sorry for folks waiting on replies from me.

Telling him he's cute/pretty when he's pissed off will only make him angrier. And painfully hard.

¤ I know Route 4 doesn't have tall grass, but ain't nobody tryna fuck in deep sand—

Taking backshots from a level one lizard brat in the tall grass on Route 4? More likely than you think.

He's figuring out that 𝙷𝙾𝚁𝙳𝙴 𝙴𝙽𝙲𝙾𝚄𝙽𝚃𝙴𝚁𝚂 can happen in Unova too after getting trapped in a "battle" with a bunch of 𝐃𝐈𝐂𝐊-𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐕𝐄𝐃 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐀𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐒.

Being at perfect boobhat height is both a blessing and a curse.

¤ It's honestly surprising that no one's tried to catch him yet.

Spewing so much bratspunk with each load that folks think he learned 𝙶𝚞𝚗𝚔 𝚂𝚑𝚘𝚝 somehow. Poor boy really gets backed up too easily—

It's not his fault that everyone who comes across him always ends up discovering they're hopelessly attracted to knee-hung prettyboys.

Dating the boy and calling him your "girlfriend" just so he violently plows you harder isn't funny. Even if it works 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲.... 💢

Older chicks that make him call them auntie instead of their name >>>>>>>>>

Putting aside the fact that he's wild and shouldn't be wearing some stupid rubber like this.... Why is it so 𝘴𝘮𝘢𝘭𝘭? Feels like that 𝙋𝙍𝙀𝘿-𝘽𝘼𝙄𝙏𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙁𝙐𝘾𝙆𝙋𝙄𝙋𝙀 will tear right through it if his meat throbs a lil too hard.

He's figured out that wearing underwear defeats the purpose of having a skirt for comfort.

Being so damn virile is a pain in the ass. I 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 got back from being kidnapped and my balls're already full. 💢

The Scraggy's been gone for a while, yeah? Apparently, 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘺𝘣𝘰𝘺 𝘳𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘴 are easy to just snatch up and be used like a toy for weeks on end. Not like he complained or called for help during that time, anyway....