Dark fiction/Horror Writer. Reader. Horror Fanatic. Certified Heathen. Carries a slide whistle. I am the shrimp du jour. First book is out now!!!

USA's Sweaty Dong, AKA Florida
Joined February 2021
Today's Release Day! I'm not famous, most of us aren't, but I did this. It's my book and I'm proud. I hope if you get a copy, you enjoy it. Thank you from the bottom of my heart and Happy Halloween! x #bookblogger #Halloween #FridayVibes #trickortreat mybook.to/AllsWell
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Bill Maher gets what he asked for. Maybe a narcissist doesn't recognize another narcissist? Maher's easily honeydicked because he is, in a way, like Trump: they both need their egos stroked in order to thrive. Like Trump, anytime anyone disagrees with him, he throws a tantrum.
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Is she gonna say this anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hon whenever a reporter ask a question? What planet are we on again? 🙄
JUST IN: Nicki Minaj has reportedly been floated as the next White House press secretary by senior Trump staffers. — TMZ
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I have no time for all the doomsday shit on here, I'm making chili for dinner.
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The Cycle on Shudder was BAD ASS! Modern old school horror with those old school creature effects. Fantastic! Gory, scary, everything you want in a good horror film. I was sat for the whole thing!
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When the Friday afternoon edible hits.
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All three of my kitties when they were babies and all 3 of them now.
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I told my brother, who was being annoying during a game night, that my mom pooped on his head when he was born and it really fucked him up. He sat there quiet and genuinely looked upset until I told him I was joking. But he still had to ask my mom if I was joking.😂😂
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The way Butters has herself stuffed on the last tier....LOL.
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Is the girlfriend a giant werewolf?
What will you do if your girlfriend did this to your car ???
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Is there a science behind why cats will puke and then watch as you clean their warm barf or are they just dicks?
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There are morning where putting legs in leg holes is a real bitch.
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Viva La Vivian! retweeted
It’s release day! DEVILRY IN GODLING WOOD: A Medieval Horror is out from Sentinel Creatives in paperback, ebook, & audiobook.
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We already knew about Lindsey Graham and his lady bugs. 🐞🐞
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Keep pushing the red scare while the dictator behind the curtain dictates. 🙄
Trump Ties Disaster Aid to Midterm Outcome, Warning States That Vote Democrat Could Receive Less Federal Relief Money — NYT
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It is very cute that some republicans want to scare some with the possibility of communism if Dems are elected while neglecting the fact that they resemble dictators. 🙄
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Vivek RamaswaRmy. Or Ramasmarmy. Both fit better. What an absolute scum bag.
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Politicians know a lot of people have a literacy problem, not that they can't read, but that they cannot comprehend what they read, and that is why they have amendments written in the way that they are on ballots. Same with tax codes.
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Twitter, where the stupid come to tell you you're stupid in a stupid illogical way.
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Amendment 3 in Florida is a smoke and mirrors amendment. If it were to go through, do you really believe they'll not raise taxes on anything still taxable in order to make up for the loss of revenue from your property taxes? The old saying, if it seems to good to be true, it is.
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