In the footsteps of brave Kelso, where his “sea of flowers” began. Watching cities rise before me, then behind me sink again.

The Court of the Dreaming King
Joined June 2020
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#nw Halloween (1978) It’s that time of year again 😼
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Notice how she couldn't
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JUST IN: Florida murder suspect, 74, offers to plead guilty in exchange for a Philly cheesesteak, fries, and a 20 oz Pepsi — judge declines.
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In nature, animals don’t masturbate, they rape instead. Big lesson in that.
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Don't blow my cover
You know that guy in the McDonald’s bathroom who gives your penis a little shake after you pee? It turns out he doesn’t actually work there
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Jet speech bubble
Is this really all there is to life? Having tremendous amounts of fun and experiencing unbelievably amazing things and falling in love and winning prizes and awards and being universally recognized as a genius and a hero?
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British news be like.
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band named Sudden Infant Dance Syndrome
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絶対に嫌です。 私たち日本人はイスラム教に改宗しません。
سؤال ... كمسلمين احنا عاوزين الكل يدخل ويبقى على ديننا . ممكن تقول لى حاجه بيقدمها ديننا فى الدنيا تقنع اصحاب الاديان الاخرى بالدخول لديننا . فى الدنيا . مش عاوزه جنه وكده لان فى دينهم عندهم جنه برضو . ايه الاضافه اللى هتزيد عليه دنويا تخليه يسيب دينه اللى مرتاح فيه ويدخل ديننا . اتفضلوا
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They're calling it the most Chinese tweet
细思极恐,上一个文明创造了碳基人,碳基文明创造了硅基人,宇宙往复循环!
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君のチンチンは私のチンチンよりも大きいかもしれないが、 君の脳みそは私の金玉よりも確実に小さいな。
Donc en gros, les Japonais sont racistes, xénophobes, sexistes, islamophobes, obsédés par le travail et avec un petit zizi. J’ai oublié quoi ?
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You're hiding mudbloods in your attic aren't you?
A young East German border guard, 1977.
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Jet loves brutalizing criminals. He doesn't care a ton about justice, but he loves the intersection of being a public hero and gruesome violence.
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Cyborg! It's different!
Replying to @VT5210
Just give it up. We all know you're a robot.
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Can I QT still?
Twitter now thinks I'm a bot when I try to retweet stuff
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I can QT myself...
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They made it trans
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