VT Confessions

"I'm such a cheesy, hopeless romantic. I don't know how I'm gonna find a guy in this day and age who is just as cheesy as me."

"I think we can all speak for tech and confess that the parking arrangements suck balls"

"I tried and failed to break up with my BF last nite. It abolished nothing, and it's never going to happen if he keeps talkin me out of it."

"I secretly want to drop out and become a stripper.."

"I'm an Engineer who hates math...what have I gotten myself into..."

"I asked my professor how their day was going. They told me: "It's on the syllabus."

"My roommate cannot help getting it in with girls that are in relationships #thesehoesaintloyal"

"I am dying to have a threesome with my boyfriend and another girl"

"I held the door for a girl the other day over at the library. She said "thank you". I think I might have found the one."

"Whoever's sorority sisters give me the best chocolate chip cookies gets my vote this year."

"I'm considering becoming a stripper so that I can stop worrying about money and have some fun for once."

"As a broke college student, the McDonald's One Dollar Menu is a life savior."

"To guy that approached me for his friend, your friend is a pussy."

"Girls all go to the bathroom together because that’s where we rap battle"

"The Blue Plate at Owens will be one of the things that I miss most about VT. Can alumni buy a meal plan?"

"Dear Lord, Please let me pass this chemistry final. Sincerely, The Freshmen Class"

"Can people shut the fuck up at Torg Bridge? Its final exam time not time to talk about some dude."

"Invent the Future? Invent some better toilet paper..."

"When I came to college, I hoped that girls would be more mature... Then I met sorority girls."

"I had a huge crush on my best friend until she said she hated suite life of zack and cody well f*ck u too"