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Joined April 2009
I swear every other unit I look at has something about beagles. As if I needed another reason to love the folks at @IllustrateMath ❤️
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I'm driving to work, and my Google maps automatically reroutes me given the shifting traffic conditions on my original route. It's times like these that I'm REALLY wondering what the fuck we are doing in Algebra 2 class.
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When you're lying to your mom but your brother already told her the truth.
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This look. THIS LOOK.
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Lol, tell him his rallies are small again, that was funny #Debate2024
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Omg, he took that bait immediately. Well done, Madam President
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Happy 14th birthday to the greatest challenge of my life
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Still reeling from a friend telling me yesterday that triangle and integral are anagrams. Every vowel is pronounced completely differently!
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SIMONE MANUEL! AGAIN! OMG!
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Is a bear more cat-like or dog-like? Discuss.
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You ever had something happen to you and you realized you needed that pain?
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For 17 years, you gave us joy, companionship, and unconditional love. Rest in peace, little ones. I will cherish every moment I had.
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Instructional coaching feels like teachers' kitchens are on fire, and I'm sitting there with a spray bottle and some gorgeous remodeling plans.
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I scared my officemate by putting Lucy in her chair.
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I would have thought this would go the other direction.
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I got the perfect pair of Halloween decorations.
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