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Vende

@Vende265

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Joined November 2022
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If you're bringing one back,"who could that be?".
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So we were at Aero Lounge, jokingly l said ku Aero kuno kukumayaka moto ofunika ndipeze deni ya rent Air wing side and my friend said ku Airwing aliyense amakhala mu nyumba yake za rent kulibe…it’s been 2 months koma ndikanali wosweka mtima
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not suicidal but I’ve lost interest in being alive
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Magaye a Chikangawa inquiry atsala pang'ono kuiyitana mphepo kuti nayo ikakambeko mbali yake.
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Oziwa mavuto ake wadya kale gram apa.
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Pano kumachita kuwopa kupereka attention kwa mkazi kuli kuwopa kupemphedwa😭
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k@KaartikkkkkOct 29
How it feels to delete notes and PDFs after exams
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abale ena ake agula iPhone 17 Pro max, akuti sitikuyenera kuigwira mix manja athu anapindako galimoto za mawaya.😭
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Akazi amaononga ma shika man, zoti dzulo nali Nd 50pin ngat bodza.💔😭
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Kodi kweni kweni ukuti chani?
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BASE CUBE - SAY LESS [OFFICIAL VIDEO] OUT NOW: youtu.be/57EI0jWoAFc
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Nigga ain't you dead too?
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@TheRealStanLeeOct 29
Rest in peace, Sir Patrick Stewart... you will be greatly missed by the world.
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In standard 6, our teacher told a classmate he'd be nothing. Yesterday, the classmate picked me up in his Mazda CX-5, he now works at MRA. When I reminded him of what the teacher said back then, he smiled and said her curse didn't work because she didn't create him.
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BLUE K@bluek4lilOct 29
Ichichi chimafunika kuzachishoshera mbola, chidzakwapulidwe. chizasiye kupanga matama 😂
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The Biggest Amapita Dziko Lomwe Akufuna Kupita,Nthawi Yomwe Akufuna!! #highlightseveryone #viral
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Afana Ceez and his girlfriend Souvenir. Akuti mkaziyo ndi virgin ndiye apangana kuti adzapanga zosaweruzikazo akadzalowa m’banja.
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@Omah_LayOct 29
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Les americains quand ils regardent un sport qui n’a pas 4 pauses 2 concerts et 5 pauses hot dot
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Today I graduate with a degree of Bachelor of Medicine and Bachelor of Surgery from MUST at the #33rdMUSTGrad Five years. It was not easy. But now I am here. Say a congratulatory word to me.😎
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munthu 24 years kwanu kwabwela ogulitsa masamba uzikati anthu kulibe??
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Mukuonesa miyendo ngat mkazi bwanji??😭💔
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Screenshot yina iyi.
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Imafika nthawi yomangodikira Mulungu iweyo utayesa nkulephera🙌🏻
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Meet Malawian forward Temwa Chawinga, the first-ever African woman to break into the top 10 of the Women's Ballon d'Or rankings.🇲🇼🔥
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