@Vern_Funquist

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Joined September 2024
We’re about to get one of these every 1-2 years for the next decade like the fast and furious movies
2027 4-star QB Gunner Rivers is at Texas today, @InsideTexas reports🤘 Gunner is the son of 8x Pro Bowler Philip Rivers. Read: on3.com/teams/texas-longhorn…
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Idk if I’m romanticizing life or what but the Baton Rogue airport is nice! Time to get @Allie_Davison + @Vern_Funquist hitched!!!
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NEW: Another one for LSU baseball and Jay Johnson. The Tigers have landed a commitment from Dexter McCleon Jr., one of the top outfielders in the 2028 recruiting class. Likely to finish as one of the top outfield prospects in the class. #LSU
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👀 2-3 p.m. (ET) live on the Horseshoe on @espn tomorrow! 🐔 @CoachSBeamer will join the show for the tail end. 🤙
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I stg if I see a single MicHeil Vick jersey..
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Haven’t played golf in 6 years. Shot a 47 on 9 at U Club. Not a bad day or bad way to knock the dust off before the big day. Also whoever designed that 3rd hole can get gout. Jeezus.
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SEC Power Rankings according to @Vern_Funquist 📈 Who’s too high? 📉 Who’s too low? 🤯 Who did he flat out miss? #CFB #CollegeFootball #NCAAF
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Two groomsmen flying from Atlanta on the same flight as @KimMulkey Baton Rouge bound baby.
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17,000+ swag surfin’ in Game 3 of WNBA Finals in the ATL
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R.I.P. to Mr. John Anderson. To me the most underrated country singer of all time, the pride of Apopka Florida
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BREAKING: @PastorPattiSue1 and the fam have made it to Baton Rouge for the wedding. Hearts and stomachs full thanks to Elsie’s.
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Tennessee is good on defense. And Neyland is obviously a tough place to play. Keelon Russell didn’t look anything like the guy we saw a few weeks ago against South Carolina, and I’m wondering if there were some other reasons why
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Huge shoutout to the awesome folks at Branded Bills for hooking us up with these incredible SEC hats! These things look even better in person!
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Bama fans, need a way to feel good going into Saturday vs Texas A&M? The Aggies have only scored 32 points in their last 4 ranked matchups, including only 12pts this season Saturday, they limp into a place where they haven’t won in 14 years, vs a team with something to prove
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Another 5-star for Dawn Staley, this time it's Zaniya Johnson She's a center and ranked No. 18 in ESPN's 2027 rankings South Carolina WBB picks up its third commit of the month greenvilleonline.com/story/s…
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Replying to @Vern_Funquist
@Vern_Funquist @TylerHuck 6 ranked teams are road favorites of 6.5 points or more this weekend.
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“See it’s not so easy is it.” - Some Purdue fan
Not even halfway thru SEC’s 1st season w/9 games & league is already cannibalizing itself
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Yup, football is King... There is more cash on the University of Delaware Blue Hens' spread tonight than either the Sixers or Knicks spreads.
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Not even close... The most popular College or NFL bet this weekend from a ticket POV is Ole Miss getting the points (currently +3) at Texas. 76% of the early bettors are fading Sarkisian and Arch.
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Join us this Saturday for our 3-2-1 Beer Deal! $3 Pregame – 1st quarter $2 2nd quarter – halftime $1 3rd quarter 📰 fausports.com/news/2026/10/2… #WIP🏝️
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Sending a risky text and seeing the typing bubble start & stop
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