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Florida, USA
Joined April 2022
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FUCK YOU RECYCLE YOUR SHIT CIGARETTES ARE WACK KILL GOD
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🎂 Happy birthday, NOAH SEBASTIAN!⁠ ⁠ What's your favorite BAD OMENS song?⁠ ⁠ 📸: Steve Thrasher
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Happy Birthday to Bad Omens’ Noah Sebastian 🎂🎉 📸 @brybarian for Rock Sound, 2024
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straight men be like I hate my wife
Maybe I should have consulted an attorney, because this GTA VI contract I signed from my husband, seems a bit one sided. And what about Thanksgiving? 😂
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The images show a modified version of a viral GTA 6 joke contract template that circulated widely starting July 2026 (originally £40 from a UK couple). This account is based in Nigeria. dexerto.com/gta/gta-6-fans… gamingbible.com/news/grand-the…
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aww sam altman is my 64 gigs of ram making you shit your pants
OpenAI CEO Sam Altman believes people owning RAM is wasteful, and that it belongs in data centers instead. "From a global allocation perspective, actually, it’s quite terrible to have everyone have a bunch of the world’s limited supply of DRAM sitting in their own computer."
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When an app isn’t optimized on OneUI, it’s Samsung’s fault When an app isn’t optimized on iOS, it’s the developer’s fault When an Android foldable has a defect, it’s the company’s fault When an Apple foldable has a defect, it’s the users fault When a Touch Laptop wobbles, it’s unusable When a Touch MacBook wobbles, it’s not a problem
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this phone is such a joke lmao
Man breaks his new iPhone duo by plugging in an Apple Pencil.
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The iPhone Duo is not broken. Connecting an Apple Pencil (USB-C) via a USB-C cable is the official pairing method. While some users report a temporary screen freeze during pairing under iOS 27.2, it is a software issue, not permanent damage. support.apple.com/en-mk/125776 discussions.apple.com/thread/2563834…
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Our biggest update ever will launch before year's end. #Warframe: Tau is coming to all platforms this December. wrfr.me/tau
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They disgust me (I’ll love them forever)
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THE U.S. INVESTMENT BOOM ARRIVES 💸
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I- fuck I have no idea how to feel about this I want both games
BioWare reportedly shut down because EA bosses chose to invest in the development of Star Wars: Battlefront 3 over Mass Effect 5. bit.ly/47KuDBY
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Almost USD 1 trillion is wiped out at the market.
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I DID NOT JUST GET RICK ROLLED BY FUCKING HONKAI STAR RAIL
Replying to @honkaistarrail
The redemption codes for this special program are: NEVERGONNAGIVE NEVERGONNAMAKE AHABLESSYOU The redemption codes will expire on October 31 at 23:59 (UTC+8). Please redeem them as soon as possible~
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omg congratulations
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iron impalertai
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277 votes • Final results
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I have two synyster gates signature guitars man I'm kinda stuck plastering the a7x logo on my guitar
Sucks when one of your favorite bands slowly turns into crypto bros that love AI. Looks like it’s time to move on for me.
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this fanfic shit is easy
We estimate that service restoration for #AO3 will take around 2 weeks but it could be up to 4 weeks. We are hopeful that we will be able to bring the site back up in a degraded state sooner. Refer to our status page for updates: otwstatus.org/
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I even texted my sister 😭
gay people: i’m gay depressed people: im depressed that one gay depressed friend you try to ignore: did you hear AO3 is down for the next 2-4 WEEKS
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this is what solo tanking feels like
Turning around to find your entire team dead mid fight
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Turning around to find your entire team dead mid fight
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No nut November is going to be a breeze
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