Senior TPM in Azure Compute, data geek, storyteller, teller of bad jokes, and perpetual student. she/her

Seattle, WA
Joined May 2011
Christa Anderson retweeted
So Clarence Thomas wants to invalidate my marriage protected by Obergefell but not invalidate his marriage protected by Loving. Got it.
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Today is Juneteenth. In recognition of its significance, we are dimming the lights of our Public Market Center Clock & Sign to show only BLM.⁣⁣ #PikePlaceMarket was created and built to serve everyone in our community. #BlackLivesMatter ⁣ – at Seattle, WA
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Scanner: "Small bear cub" reported seen running at 35th SW & SW Trenton.
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Christa Anderson retweeted
Acting SecDef Chris Miller claims there was a "mutually-agreed upon holiday pause" between DoD and Biden team. Yohannes Abraham of the Biden transition team says that is NOT true. He said, "There was no mutually agreed upon holiday break. In fact ... there’s no time to spare."
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The latest nation state attack is not espionage as usual, even in the digital age. Instead, it’s an act of recklessness that has created a serious and eye-opening vulnerability for the US and the world. Governments and industry must do more. blogs.microsoft.com/on-the-i…
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Christa Anderson retweeted
I am looking for remote work opportunities in graphics and kernel dev, or just give me the really hard crashes to debug, the harder they are to reproduce and debug, the more fun I have figuring it out.
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Christa Anderson retweeted
Someone asked me to provide a simple description of what this SolarWinds hack is all about. So for anyone who is confused by the technical details, here's a thread with a simplified explanation of what happened and what it means.
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If you're still wearing a mask, social distancing, washing your hands, and limiting contact with people, then please retweet this tweet. I just want others to know that it's not overreacting, it's caring about your health and saving lives!
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Christa Anderson retweeted
So counterintuitively, doing something 100x faster often means that - while you're just doing the same thing faster - you can now do *different stuff* with it. There is a world of a difference between paying $1000 in computing to perform a task, and paying $100k.
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BREAKING: Supreme Court rejects Texas-led effort to toss out election results in four key states that Biden won
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Christa Anderson retweeted
Ok So What If we started estimating projects using animal gestational periods, way more fun then t-shirt size. Oppossum ~ 2 weeks Chipmunk/Rabbit ~ 1 month Dogs/Cats ~ 2 months Puma/Leopard ~ 3 months Baboons ~ 6 months Cows ~ 9 months Horse ~ 12 months Elephant ~22 months
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It’s Get Covered Day in Washington. Enroll in a health care plan by December 15th to ensure you’re covered to start the new year ➡️ WAHealthplanFinder.org
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Christa Anderson retweeted
ICYMI. Yesterday was a wild day of infosec news. Allow me to recap our coverage:
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There’s so much in Lennon’s final interview. This passage about how fans don’t let artists evolve is amazing—he’s talking about a new kid named Springsteen 1/rollingstone.com/feature/joh…
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Replying to @GeoRebekah
Police execute a warrant on scientific data (not child porn or business records), armed, and without wearing a mask. What has Florida come to? tallahassee.com/story/news/2…
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Christa Anderson retweeted
This week, the CDC released new guidance on quarantine: if 14 days is infeasible then 10 days (or 7 days & a neg test) is probably okay so long as you never have symptoms. It’s important to note that this does NOT contradict earlier guidelines. 14 days is still ideal!
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Christa Anderson retweeted
Here's the president demanding that a governor overturn his loss and "then call off [the] election." We're numb but this is dangerous stuff!
Do something @BrianKempGA. You allowed your state to be scammed. We must check signatures and count signed envelopes against ballots. Then call off election. It won’t be needed. We will all WIN!
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Christa Anderson retweeted
Our commitment to privacy in Microsoft Productivity Score . The thing I love most about MSFT is that when we screw up, we acknowledge the error and fix it. 10,000 thanks to @WolfieChristl and others for the feedback which led to this change! microsoft.com/en-us/microsof…
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If Georgia ever needed to vote, it sure does need to #VOTE now! 11/18 - Request a mail-in ballot online now: ballotrequest.sos.ga.gov/ 12/7 - Voter registration ends: registertovote.sos.ga.gov/GA… 12/14 - In-person early voting begins: mvp.sos.ga.gov/MVP/mvp.do 1/5/2021 - Election Day!
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