When you identify as a bus @WDWNT 😂

When you have a TERRIBLE experience on @BreezeAirways and write an email and get a reply that it currently takes the TWO WEEKS to reply. #dontflybreeze #breezeleavesyoustranded

“I know we wish we were Mickey and Minnie, but at this point, I think we are probably Donald and Daisy.”

The @tacobell in Clanton, AL - where they make you use the hidden kiosk after waiting for someone to take your order and then hand you your order and tell you they don’t have what you ordered. Too bad I didn’t know that when taking my own order. 🤦🏻‍♀️

When @SpiritAirlines overbooks your flight by 42 people, so you get bumped, then wait for an hour to talk to someone to get it rebooked, then get put on a flight 8 hours later. Thankful, but I wish we had gotten some money for airport food 😂 bc it is not cheap!

Life of a pet owner - googling “can cats eat blueberries” while my cat licks up blueberry dessert.

Anyone else wake up and wonder if certain things that the church has demonized are actually biblical? No? Just me? Okay 😂 Going down a google rabbit trail.

MGK and Megan Fox got engaged, and I honestly don’t think I’ve ever been so happy and invested in a celebrity couple. I have watched the video many more times than once.

In All American Girl (by @megcabot), Sam dyes all her clothes black. I’m dying (most of) mine pink but I feel the kinship.

Did I just order a ridiculous floofy dress that I didn’t need from Amazon? Yes, yes I did.

Just watched a child eat a 3 musketeers bar for breakfast, and then stuff the wrapper in her mom’s overalls pocket. I love this place so much!

Thankful to the wonderful people #arbys in Oxark, AL for my delicious thanksgiving turkey sandwich! Onward to Florida!

Before we left the house today, I asked my husband what I was forgetting. He told me I was forgetting to relax. 😂😂 #truethough

Me - sings random song lyric. Colin - are you singing Lion King? Me - no. Colin - oh, moana? Me - no, I think that’s actually a line from the can’t make a wife out of a ho song.

“A lack of compassion can be as vulgar as an excess of tears.”

My husband, “What do you need?” Me, “To quit my job.” Husband, “A drink?” 😂😭

Okay I have to say the customer support for @Hotwire is really really great! A little disappointed with the lack of help from @HamptonByHilton but pleased with Hotwire so much! Thanks @Hotwire ❤️

Guess I’ll spend today seeing if I can get @StayInNashville @HamptoninnHHI and @Hotwire to work together to refund my money so it can go towards fixing the busted out window of my car. Too bad you can’t stay in a @HiltonHotels run hotel and trust them to do the right thing.

Wait, do I love @New_GirlTV so much because my husband and I are basically Nick and Jess?!