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doing nothing at Polymarket all posts are satire

Joined June 2016
so i could've bought Kalshi for $1.7K 8 years ago... now it's worth $40B the domain was first registered in 2015 3 years before kalshi even got into YC so somebody owned kalshi . com before kalshi existed and sold it for ~$1.7K that guy is the real loser of this story 💀
Kalshi just raised an additional $1B, valuing the company at $40B. This will help us expand into stocks, compute, indices, and institutional. Tomorrow marks 8 years since we got accepted into YC and the journey began. The odds of a kid from Lebanon getting here were pretty low. Growing up there was great, but very challenging. We went through war. We had bombs explode in front of my house. I watched brilliant people’s lives destroyed for reasons beyond their control. Lebanon is an unpredictable country. That unpredictability made it hard to plan for success. And yet despite it all, my mom sacrificed everything to give me and my brother the chance to go back to the US. I found my refuge in two things: anime and math. Especially math. I loved math because it calmed me. It was the opposite of unpredictable: clear, deterministic, orderly, and consistent. The proof is either right or wrong. I find that elegant and beautiful. I was lucky. I made it to my dream school, MIT (largely thanks to my mom), and my love for math quickly translated to a love for statistics, probability, and markets. I love markets for a lot of the same reasons. Their incentives are clear: you get rewarded for being right and for pursuing knowledge. They are effective weighting machines for people’s opinions. They provide an incentive to be truthful, because they separate good information from bad information. They let people challenge the consensus and be rewarded for being right. IMO, Hayek, Surowiecki, Hanson, Tetlock were the founding fathers of prediction markets. The more I read them, the more obsessed I got with the idea of applying market-based pricing to more things. Markets bring rigor and critical thinking to more questions. And in an increasingly polarized and information-positioned word, I believe we need that more than ever. Markets would also let people predict and manage more things outside of their control. And the world was becoming increasingly more unpredictable, and more like Lebanon, not less. That love for markets got Luana and me to build Kalshi. At first, it was mostly an idea we couldn’t stop talking about. We didn’t have much money. Luana’s sister bought the Kalshi domain name for us (for ~$1.7k). We moved to SF to get started, and embarked on a long, uncertain journey to build a regulated exchange. The paranoia and anxiety from my childhood never left me. Even when things are going well, I think about what could go wrong. When people trust you with their money, that instinct serves a purpose. I wanted us to build something that would hold up under pressure. The first principle we defined at the company: regulatory-first. We worked with regulators for years before we listed a single market. We took every step to do things the right way and always asked for approval before proceeding. It was very hard at times, especially when we were being overtaken by competitors, but we believe doing things the right way matters. Luana and I aren’t the only ones. Our team put years of their lives into something far from certain. That’s especially true of Lior, Brandon, Rainer, Luis, Xavier, and Josef, who stuck with us for years. They believed when there was little to point to. And they stuck with us no matter how long it took. Kalshi is the result of an arduous journey through a long desert where, at times, most people didn’t understand why we were making the walk. Many people still don’t understand what we’re doing and some disagree with us. Markets have historically taken time to be understood and accepted by some. But while not always obvious, their benefits are vast: capital markets help allocate capital and derivative markets help predict and manage uncertainty. I firmly believe in these benefits, and that’s why I am dedicating my life to building this market. Markets have caused issues many times in the past, and they certainly can present harms (manipulation, insiders, and addictive behaviors). These harms are more acute for certain types of markets (sports, short-term options, etc.) than others. It’s why I believe that guardrails need to exist and why we have taken the approach we have taken. We have consistently prioritized thinking critically about the risks and building the appropriate safeguards, sometimes beyond what the regulators require us to do. Many believe more needs to be done, and that’s a conversation I welcome. Over time, I believe more people will see what we see: markets can help us get smarter and manage the future with more rigor, more precision, and more certainty than we have today. To our tens of millions of users: you have made Kalshi bigger than anything Luana and I could have possibly imagined. Thank you for trusting us and thank you for coming along on the journey. I feel a strong responsibility to build a company worthy of that trust. I am so lucky to spend my life building something I love. I hope everyone finds something they care about that much. Something that keeps you curious. Something that pushes you to your limits. Something that may put you at odds with the status quo. Something worth the hard days. For me, it’s still markets. The more I learn, the more I want to understand.
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some people have too much money this is a real ad on X, literally just: "please follow me. i'd like to increase my follower count"
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some people have too much money this is a real ad on X, literally just: "please follow me. i'd like to increase my follower count"
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two of the richest guys are trolling each other that's why i love this platform oct 28, CZ: "do NOT click links in emails. do NOT download attachments" 2 days later, binance gets hacked for $6B+ elon replies to that exact post with 🔥😂 then drops a 😬 under "SBF: FTX has enough to cover all client holdings" CZ: "bad time to troll. please stop" and reminds him binance put $500M into his twitter takeover those SPCX shares are now worth $1B+ elon trolls the guy who funded his twitter the guy covers the hack with elon's stock best business relationship in crypto 💀
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two of the richest guys are trolling each other that's why i love this platform oct 28, CZ: "do NOT click links in emails. do NOT download attachments" 2 days later, binance gets hacked for $6B+ elon replies to that exact post with 🔥😂 then drops a 😬 under "SBF: FTX has enough to cover all client holdings" CZ: "bad time to troll. please stop" and reminds him binance put $500M into his twitter takeover those SPCX shares are now worth $1B+ elon trolls the guy who funded his twitter the guy covers the hack with elon's stock best business relationship in crypto 💀
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🚨BREAKING: possibly massive Binance hack unconfirmed, but a binance hot wallet looks drained into a new EOA ~$2.71B now sits there: 195,469 ETH (~$452M) $1.75B in 63 tokens the contract call was reportedly funded by Tornado Cash +1,409 BTC ($113M) just left binance for an unknown wallet biggest hack ever, or binance moving its own wallets no word from binance yet TX: 0x53bd38b816c23e74134786c29a8c18d792777998a3b9326047b583100e88e2f3
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User funds are safe! It does look like a hack on Binance. Appreciate the quick freeze from Tether (~$971m) and Circle (~$823m). I don't manage Binance (.com) anymore, but as a shareholder, I expect all user funds will be fully covered.
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Binance got hacked for $3.5B intern posting like nothing happened: "can't wait to zoom in on every single candle…" bro the candles are the hacker's now 💀
🚨BREAKING: possibly massive Binance hack unconfirmed, but a binance hot wallet looks drained into a new EOA ~$2.71B now sits there: 195,469 ETH (~$452M) $1.75B in 63 tokens the contract call was reportedly funded by Tornado Cash +1,409 BTC ($113M) just left binance for an unknown wallet biggest hack ever, or binance moving its own wallets no word from binance yet TX: 0x53bd38b816c23e74134786c29a8c18d792777998a3b9326047b583100e88e2f3
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I tracked the Polymarket hacker's money with Grok @bot here's where ~$2.6M went first: polymarket's contracts weren't hacked one of their outside providers was victims signed one bundled action on the hacked site it converted their pUSD to USDC.e approved a Relay contract to move it and swapped it to POL, paid out to the hacker's 0x3f99… then it went through polymarket's own gasless relayer so it looked like normal trading until the pause at 19:05 where the money is now: ~23.9M POL (~$2.2M) still on Polygon 15.33M sitting untouched in one wallet ~161.6 ETH (~$376K) already bridged to Ethereum 104.4 ETH (~$243K) just landed in a fresh wallet: 0xe5e76a4d73f3bfb5cc9a8f53d4f8459fcac495f6 no exchange deposits no mixer yet $2.6M stolen, and most of it is still sitting where everyone can watch it i'll keep watching
🚨BREAKING: POLYMARKET FRONTEND IS COMPROMISED whatever you do, DON'T log in or connect your wallet on the site right now assets are allegedly being withdrawn without permission
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This 👇 seems to be caused by teapawt.org/DebugBear/status/21158… it appears to be an injection attack on the front end. injecting incorrect tx, but showing a valid tx for the user to sign.
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🚨BREAKING: POLYMARKET FRONTEND IS COMPROMISED whatever you do, DON'T log in or connect your wallet on the site right now assets are allegedly being withdrawn without permission
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UPDATE: polymarket found the leak 🔒 one of their 3rd party providers got compromised issue fixed anyone impacted will be made whole law enforcement is involved reports of a drain to a fix in about 45 min this is how you handle a hack
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UPDATE: polymarket found the leak 🔒 one of their 3rd party providers got compromised issue fixed anyone impacted will be made whole law enforcement is involved reports of a drain to a fix in about 45 min this is how you handle a hack
🚨BREAKING: POLYMARKET FRONTEND IS COMPROMISED whatever you do, DON'T log in or connect your wallet on the site right now assets are allegedly being withdrawn without permission
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UPDATE: polymarket just hit pause 🚨 Keaton from the team on discord: exchange is in cancel-only mode relayer actions paused team is "all hands on" investigating
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UPDATE: polymarket just hit pause 🚨 Keaton from the team on discord: exchange is in cancel-only mode relayer actions paused team is "all hands on" investigating
🚨BREAKING: POLYMARKET FRONTEND IS COMPROMISED whatever you do, DON'T log in or connect your wallet on the site right now assets are allegedly being withdrawn without permission
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Elon just shilled Hyperliquid $HYPE to $1,000 with haste
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CRIME ALERT 🚨 @zachxbt just found it base:0x5be75e3b0aff5d1a042a5363ae36acb1d6d755ea went live Oct 21 8 days later insiders got 76M+ AXIS ($12M+) from a multisig and dumped it on DEX and Bitget price: -40% in 24 hours yappers built the hype insiders sold into it
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claimed 10% of the entire @ritualnet airdrop or how i almost fumbled 6 figs 🫪️️️️️️ yesterday morning i saw Ritual had TGE and shipped the airdrop but CT was saying it was only for discord roles didn’t even bother checking my wallets because i ran nodes, never farmed roles then at night a friend i deployed nodes with 2 years ago DM me asking how many eligible accounts i had, because apparently his wallets got the airdrop so instead of sleeping i spent the next few hours claiming and selling $RITUAL, even left my footprint on the chart lmao felt like a little flashback to the good old days when you could get free money for clicking a few buttons
airdrops are dead, but.. what’s the best one you’ve claimed in 2026?
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rumors say if u trade on @Poly_Perps u get polymarket merch 👀 and that's just the warm-up @ShirleyXBT already teased what's next: a 6-digit pool for perp traders a mystery prize for Crypto Up & Downs a perks pool for creators so i'm trading perps for the hoodie
$$$ More campaigns coming soon 👀👀👀 Expect next month: > 6️⃣digit pool to share for perp traders > ?🎁🎡 for Crypto Up & Downs > 🗣️ ✍️ Special perks pool for creators and more! Carnival season 🎠
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$100M airdrop and farmers are calling it "low" 💀 Predict Fun just dropped the $PREDICT tokenomics 7% to S1 = 70M $PREDICT pre-market at ~$1.33–1.40 small drop = less dump at TGE vest 12 months = 100% instead of 35% farmers want a big drop, then cry when the chart dies me? started farming not long ago S1 snapshot was Oct 27, so kinda late and a LoL World Championship event with $250,000 in rewards made me farm harder good luck with TGE @TC8880, @dingalingts <3
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