Vortex

This is the worst day of my life

Crab and prawn stuffed halibut

radbro

If anyone knows the Binance Hackers, ask them to list Chillhouse on the exchange

Pho kind of weather today

This is my third “I’m trying to do something important but the software I’m provided with barely works” office job in a row

We love Steam, don’t we folks?

Very important:

I’ve heard they’re giving out free pap smears behind Walmart tonight

Cornjerkers merch would go unreasonably hard

I think my fridge is broken, whenever I open it there are only condiments and alcohol in there

I am officially all out of plates

Orangemaxxing

I’m shitfaced and I’m in a desperate need to drunk text someone but I don’t have an ex what do I do

Joined X two years ago in anticipation of the upcoming election. Who would’ve thought I’d find so many friends here. #MyXAnniversary

“Trump personally called Google’s CEO to request that the Atlantic Ocean be renamed ‘Trump Ocean’”

I hate doing dishes so much that I just throw them away after one use

Thank you Instagram, very cool

Pidgeons (pronounced phonetically for comical effect)