Cohost of “Outside the Box” with @boxstatefooty. The LeBron James of MLS Twitter. Icon living. I’m/Him

Raleigh, NC
Joined August 2021
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What the hell was that Arch Manning
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Joey, we can get you back to these heights Hypothetically, speaking.
2016, Didier Drogba, stade plein, ambiance folle 2026 club est proche de la mort ☠️ ⤵️
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This is the first time I’m finding out that the weather in Portugal is also perfect year round
A map of which country’s weather is most similar to where you live in America.
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NCST should pay whatever it takes to get Saban out of retirement, him vs Chapel Bill in rivalry week would feed generations
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Here are MLS Week 32 predictions from my sports model. Good luck every body- see each match breakdown in the thread!
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Marco Bielsa is fuming rn
Bruno Damiani has been named to Uruguay's preliminary squad for the upcoming international window. The Philadelphia Union forward has been in fine form, netting nine goals in his last seven matches. Dale, Bruno! #doop #MLS #Uruguay 📸: @donrobson
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Yall can blame the boomers on housing costs (sure), but ill point my anger at these ass holes
🚨 #BREAKING: Airbnb hosts threaten to sue the company after it banned mandatory dishwashing, deep cleaning, and home improvement services be performed by guests.
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We did something very rare in the MLS media space… we at @OTBMLS looked at our preseason predictions from February and laughed at them. We also celebrated the correct ones. It was really fun, I hope y’all check it out🥶🥵 youtu.be/UcgRy5TdXHE?is=NXlO…
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Thanks for the shoutout lads! @OTBMLS
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I am not kidding when I say this.. Purdy was the 262nd pick for 2 reasons: 1. Written across his chest was "Iowa State" and not virtually any other school. 2. Everyone looked at 4 "lowlight" plays and judged his entire college career on them because they don't watch games.
Okay I truly don't understand how Brock Purdy was Mr. Irrelevant. Some of these balls are absolutely ridiculous 😭
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Majority of these guys played, and played early. Of those guys; a decent amount had legitimate Heisman buzz at some point. The problem today is everybody wants results NOW. Nobody grows anymore. All these guys got trashed and sent on their way
I’m not sure if I’ve ever trusted stars less when it comes to QBs after the last few years…
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Most of us follow European football. We’re not morons. Everyone knows who every single one of these players are. Stop the fucking cap instantaneously
Replying to @DiceElDani
It’s difficult for MLS fans to compare because many don’t follow European football, so they never got to see these players balling out at 16. (And I’m not saying Cavan Sullivan isn’t talented)
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The players “MLS fans wouldn’t know because they don’t follow European football”, ladies and gentlemen😂😂😭😭
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Brother said Ansu Fati like that brother wasn’t La Masia hype and hasn’t sucked since lmao
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How do you just wake up and continue to put out the most dog shit takes daily? Like, do you think before you speak?
The Cavan Sullivan hype is getting ridiculous. His production, at 17 is impressive. Nobody is denying the kid has talent. But since when did being a promising teenager automatically make you a generational superstar? He’s still developing technically, physically and tactically, yet American soccer media and fans talk about him like he’s already proven himself at the highest level. We’ve seen this movie before with plenty of young American talents. Stop confusing potential with accomplishment. Being exceptional for your age and being exceptional at world football are two VERY different things. Let the kid actually prove himself before crowning him the next big thing.
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Ironic that Miggy is 4th tbh
Most Minutes Played Without a Card 1. Julian Hall (NY) – 2,687 2. Thiago Martins (NYC) – 2,546 3. Albert Rusnák (SEA) – 2,372 4. Miguel Almirón (ATL) – 2,124 5. Josh Sargent (TOR) – 1,976 #MLS #RBNY #NYCFC #Sounders #TFCLive #ATLUTD
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That’s Caviar Sullivan
🚨 2026 MLS stats 🇺🇸 Most goals: Messi 🇦🇷 (25) Most assists: Messi 🇦🇷 (15) As it stands, he will be: 13× top scorer and top assister of the same competition, which is a record 🤯.
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Entire medical staff gotta be unemployed after this. What a gross abuse of your training and trust
Jalen Hurts was told by doctors not to sleep after his initial diagnosis of a superficial blood clot while in London. Hurts stayed awake for roughly 36 hours before starting against the Jaguars. (per @TomPelissero)
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Tom Pelissero, the source cited, later clarified after speaking to Jalen Hurts' agent that Hurts was able to sleep after hospital evaluation and felt rested to play. x.com/TomPelissero/s… cbssports.com/nfl/news/jalen… sportingnews.com/us/nfl/philade…
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