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Wigifact

@WFv2

You know when you go upstairs and forget what you've gone for? Then you go back down, see the flames and remember you're a fireman? Like that, but different.

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Joined August 2009
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Some more #Owls. See, it's better already. #Springwatch
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Terminator Genisys was never as good after the liquid metal-based Phyl Collyns took over from the original exoskeleton-based Pitir Gabryal.
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Today you'll get an extra second - completely free! Sadly, you've just lost it reading this. #Leapsecond
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Instead of Spider-Man reboots, how about 'Man-Spider'? A spider who does whatever a man can. In the first film he buys a toaster from Argos.
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Some #Owls... because life's better with owls. #Springwatch
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Blind man's buff. He must work out.
Overheard two people talking on a bus: “I think he’s listening to us” “He’ll probably post this on Twitter. We better say something pithy”
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@PBeeodd Ha, true :)
I've had to open a brand new box of Christmas crackers to keep this account going :)
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Lord Byron sometimes wrote under the nom de plume ‘Biro’. That was his pen name.
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Isn't it time for a big Hollywood reboot of Stig of the Dump?
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Life is like a boxer’s chocolates. Don’t eat too many or he’ll punch you.
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I want to breed a panther with a cheetah and if the offspring’s female, dress her in Spanish clothing and call her Señorita Panthercheetah.
Have i ever thought of a name for a powerful dinosaur? Mightadon.
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In a care home far, far away... "I used to be a Jedi, you know!" "Aw, that's nice, love. Eat your Weetabix." #RealisticStarWarsSequels
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"We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And ghosts. And spiders. And ghosts of spiders." - Franklin D. Roosevelt #ImproveAQuote
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Bought a fish tank, but my fish says he’s a pacifist and he refuses to drive it.
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First there was The Trial of Nelson Mandela. Then, Free Nelson Mandela. Now, Amazon offers you The Free 28 Day Trial of Nelson Mandela.
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Raindrops on Roses and Wispas on kittens? Those aren’t a few of my favourite things. I don’t really like chocolate.
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I have difficulty keeping up with popular culture. What about the monster from that 1982 John Carpenter film. Is that still a thing?
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