Third rate duelist with a fourth rate deck

Austin, TX
Joined March 2013
Hey if I blocked you and you're seeing this I still think you're a bitch – at Austin, TX
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People born after 9/11 need to be sent to a different internet
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There are auteurs everywhere for those who see.
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Grab his dick and twist it guys are a scourge on the wrestling audience.
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Live on commentary for AAPW now. Get in here. Woop woop. twitch.tv/officialaapw
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Do not ignore Roger's review
Look, ignore that Roger Ebert gave this movie zero stars. What did he even know about movies anyway??? Listen to the pod. We’re the new Siskel and Ebert and Leonard Maltin. The famous trio!
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Have you little sicko auteurs been celebrating Halloween correctly? Well you should add to the Halloween fun by listening to the last episode of the pod about Texas Chainsaw Massacre from 2003 (the good one) open.spotify.com/episode/4gq…
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I am always thinking about the episode of Sealab 2021 where Captain Murphy is trapped under a soda machine while trying to get a can of Mingus Dew, the Charles Mingus themed Mountain Dew.
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I'm busy getting pussy, please leave a message on my Royal Naboo Starship Answering Machine
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I'm busy getting pussy, please leave a message on my Royal Naboo Starship Answering Machine
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Man I wish I could afford to see the Rockets and Spurs to tomorrow night
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Less than two weeks away until we return to Austin TX for Mononokay! Tickets are still available: PandaTexas.Eventbrite.com
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No no I just didn't expect it to be so Nazi is all
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Me: now, do you understand why it’s funny when Steve-O is covered in diarrhea inside the porta potty? Elizabeth Holmes: well a porta potty shouldn’t be in the air like that.
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Ok real tip off tonight, Rockets with new strategy: have a point guard
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Unhappy Halloween
Look, just because the movie sucks ass that doesn’t mean the podcast sucks ass. Today we’re talking the 2003 classic of Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and lemme tell you we wish a chainsaw would slice us into pieces while watching. open.spotify.com/episode/4gq…
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We’re back baby! And if you loved us talking about a shitty movie based on a beloved video game you’ll love us talking about a shitty movie based on a beloved movie. Like, subscribe, comment. All that stuff.
Look, just because the movie sucks ass that doesn’t mean the podcast sucks ass. Today we’re talking the 2003 classic of Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and lemme tell you we wish a chainsaw would slice us into pieces while watching. open.spotify.com/episode/4gq…
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