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I called because I saw a duck eating a watermelon and it was the most insane thing I've ever seen in my life
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severe inoperable blunt force trauma.. of the heart
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@WHALEINFO6 Nov 2025
You guys are going to be so impressed when this works
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@ChanaMessingerSep 12
People understandably want to know how AI actually kills everyone. We made a video about one such scenario.
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anyway, here's Hey Ya! again
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street names should be replaced by dick pics
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I don't only have nightmares
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oh good there's bees
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I did some research and it turns out my penis is normal sized
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Whenever my girlfriend does something really amazing, I give her a "pizza point", and when she gets to 30 points she gets a free pizza from anywhere she likes. I'm going to dump her at 29 lol
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Treat everyone you meet like they are trying to get a couch through a door
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like a wrestling champion's belt except it's a hoodie that says "I can fix him"
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no one answered my question
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You sit there and you think about what you said about the volcano
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@WHALEINFO16 Apr 2024
I'm not bad at sex, I just like hearing you say "enneagram"
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oh I'm sorry did you forget I'm a machine built solely for combat?
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hi twitter i have come to you as the bearer of bad news and asker of favors. it looks like my rare disease is catching up to me and I may soon have to undergo pretty risky surgery. you can read details or donate if called to under my gofund me <3 thanks gofund.me/328e939d5
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okay I guess I'm WASTING A WHOLE EVENING NOT JERKING OFF IN THE BATHROOM
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some things are real be careful of those
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ok so everything is vibrating, what you want to do is expand your idea of oneness so that your clitoris is everywhere and let me know how that works in the comments
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