@DoubleFine any chance we’d ever get a re-release of Stacking for modern consoles? I’d love the enjoy it from a Switch (I guess switch 2 but whatever works).

Might as well cut it off if I can’t make babies and I can’t feel sex. What’s the fuckin point.

No seriously, what the fuck is wrong with everyone? Am I the only sane one?

Nothing makes a podcast or audiobook feel slow as hell like listening while trying to get a toddler to nap. Like what do you mean I’ve only been listening for 45 minutes?! The heat death of the universe should have occurred by now.

Matt Chapman, Alex Hirsch, Ron Perlman

I don’t think I’ve felt this angry since I was a teenager. And I feel like I have a genuine reason now. I want to break the world.

@JelloPlaysGames let’s go to Riot Fest!

Sometimes you just have to realize you’re not a Harry, you’re a Ron. You open your mouth before thinking, you lack any self-confidence, and you have no clue how women can have so many things in their heads at once.

You work half the amount most people do making like 4-6 times what they make. And you’re the people responsible for keeping those people’s wages low. I hope you spend the rest of those days we’d all be working reflecting on what a piece of shit you are.

Does this mean Sandy will do more than stand behind the counter? Will she have a home?

Ah, the snow is coming down. What a lovely time to spend bonding with my family.

🏳️‍⚧️guess better keep doing it until it works correctly

Um dude, you’re looking good.

Apparently, headphones are ruining everything about my life.

Guest Grumps? Good cross promotion. The younglings need to learn of Baman Piderman

Is it wrong to feel sadder about losing Ozzy than losing my own grandfather?

It’s great when you want to be productive but you’re too angry and tired to do anything. Doesn’t help when your wife is even more angry and tired than you either.

Chris Fleming is genuinely one of the funniest people out there right now and the fact that he doesn’t have multiple specials paid for by all the big networks and a tv show deal is a shame.

It’s almost two and I’ve still not slept. I likely will fall asleep just as the baby wakes up. My head is spinning with general exhaustion and concerns of a fucking war. Im actually considering not going to a concert tomorrow because my brain won’t let me have fun anymore. Fuck

Nothing better than another kid breaking your kid’s toy but it’s an accident so you can’t even be mad.