Mike Truk ⛁ retweeted
Men Can’t be Angry At Each other Because their Penises are Telepathically Communicating at All Times and Regulating one Another’s Moods
Mike Truk ⛁ retweeted
i Think when U do a Really Heinous Crime they Should Find another Guy who did the Same Crime and Then Spin Both of You By Your Feet Going Opposite Directions and Slowly move The Two Spinning Men towards Each Other Until only Their Heads Collide, Causing them To Burst Like Melons
Mike Truk ⛁ retweeted
Men Aren’t Born with Penises when They are Like 6 or Something they Are Tracked Down by One of Many Penis Snakes and Bitten on The Crotch. Eventually the Mouth of the Penis Snake Joins with the Skin of Your Pelvic Region and It Becomes Functional.







