até parei de usar IA pra sobrar mais água pro próximo tsunami no japão

Le premier mec a ouvrir un business de cordes au japon

messaging my wife a link containing proof of her husband cheating on her from an anonymous instagram account and then when she clicks on it texting her to let her know she failed the family phishing test and she has to retake my cybersecurity course

BREAKING: Scientists develop technology that allows people to digitally transmit smells across the world, potentially bringing scent to phone calls, video chats, & social media.

الناس على إنستجرام عايشين كأنهم في كوكب تاني؛ سفر طول الوقت ومطاعم غالية ومحدش فيهم بيشتغل. إنما هنا على تويتر تحس إنك في حي شعبي؛ ناس عليهم ديون وناس عاطلين وناس بيتخانقوا مع بعض وناس بيقبضوا الحد الأدنى للأجور

in my class today we had a convo about dealbreakers like one person wanting a child and another not desiring a child. And then this guy starts talking about how he’s in a relationship where he does want kids but his gf doesn’t and told her that their relationship is gonna end at

……..How. My phone was in my pocket, i didn’t say or speak anything about this. I just found my copper bottle and i haven’t seen this in months….,I open instagram and there is an ad for one. My phone has been in my pocket and i am listening to a YouTube video. I open instagram and this is the first thing i see so……Is instagram somehow able to see what i see with my own eyes???? Do they have other cameras in my house?? Is instagram in my head and able to hear my thoughts? How the actual mother fuck?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Do we live in a fucking simulation or is my cellphone literally reading my thoughts?

Theres a huge sense of “what am I even working & doing all this for” in the air

"Most of the things that are working in Rwanda are working through dictatorship, but mkiletewa the same Kenya mnacomplain. You want Kenya to be like Rwanda, but Ruto akitaka kuwa kama Kagame mnazusha!"~Obinna

We need the president to take up a mental test ASAP