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I was able to get out for a walk tonight. It looks like all of the micro Fae are busy building their fuzzy dirigibles to escape before the Ice Queen comes. If you had a seeing glass you could see two fat women in a gondola, smoking pipes and telling filthy jokes in their patois.
Good morning, nerds! ☀️ I am monochrome for Monday. And celebrating witches. I’m also celebrating my first day of being a principal research scientist at work again. All around it’s a good fucking Monday. I hope you guys get to celebrate some wins today too! 🫶🏻
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Elon, you absolute fucking moron. The Nazis were far-right fascists who destroyed labor unions, persecuted communists and socialists, and murdered political opponents. Hitler literally purged the party’s left wing.
Calling Nazis socialists because of their name is like believing North Korea is democratic because it calls itself the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea.
Imagine being the richest man alive and still being too fucking stupid to understand history at a middle-school level. Money can buy you a platform, Elon. Apparently, it can’t buy you a functioning brain.
Nobody liked my t-shirt today 😢 I guess it didn’t come with the standard message of positivity. Instead it had sage advice on the best way to eradicate a xenomorph infestation. I guess it shouldn’t surprise me. Nobody really wants to deal with that.
My daughter is doing homework on the couch until it’s time to catch her train back to school. She says that it’s easier for her to concentrate when SpongeBob is on in the background. So there you have it. Sunday evening SpongeBob.
Can you guys tell I went shopping with my daughter? She handed me this and I was like, “nah, I can’t get away with that” but I can actually pull it off. Plus, I found out that an XL slim cut fits me in the chest and arms without fitting like a circus tent everywhere else. Huzzah!
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This was an interesting exercise.
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Said, "Lord please give me what I need"
He said, "There's pain and misery"
Oh, sweet oblivion feels alright
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I got the final piece to complete my lunar photography rig in the mail today. Hopefully it stays clear tonight and I can try it out.
