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Hey, hey @Scotland_AoS I hope you get some nice, restful sleep this weekend…you see when the Team UN account gets fired back up, you’re first!

While I’m waiting for the AoS Team UN account to be transferred, I’m taking notes and watching all you clowns. Looking at you @EDF_AOSFRANCE, @AosSpain, @AosIreland, and especially you @TeamAmericaAOS, you sexy, SEXY scoundrels! (Psst, Call Me!)

Can’t make it to Tampa Bay, Tacoma, or Dallas for a U.S. Open event?! Come to Washington, DC, where the best mayor they ever had was a coke head! Tickets go live for the NOVA Open, tonight, at 7PM!

Now what?

Well, it’s been real….God forbid we have a laugh now and then.

We caught @GavinGrigarHH checking out the new Steam Tank points. “My boy, look what they did to my boy!”

Bahahahahahaha!!!!!!! Beg! Beg!!! Feed us!!!!

I’ve enjoyed the past few days. But my time is coming near. Apparently my guesses were a little too close for comfort. Hopefully, I’ll be back, much like the Blightkings (down 20)….

Sunday Funday!!!!! Working on my FEC and am little bummed Ushoran’s delusions won’t stack anymore, but let’s be honest, you would have to be French to think it could have anyway.

Who loves naked dwarves? Well Magmadroths are BACK baby!!!! We need to sell those $115 pieces of hotness to keep the lights on, so we’re dropping their points across the board!!!!

Here’s Emma painting up amazing marines. No complaining about the AoS Battlescroll here. Be like Emma!

Get some.

We can make memes too, schmucks.

They just finished the Tzeentch updates. Nothing earth shattering, we tried to get feedback from the only player who pilots them, and them alone, but he was too busy making bad ass measuring sticks and scoreboards. Found here: etsy.com/shop/DorkDomGaming

Since my Skaven screaming bell cannot summon Lord Skreech Verminlord anymore…what should I invest in?! Maybe more S2D, with Archaon dropping in points. Hmmmmmmm….

Since winter is half over, we’re cutting Merciless Blizzard damage in half to 2d6!!!! All you fat gargant players who have their opponents move their models so they don’t have to leave their chair, rejoice!!!!!

News from the Scroll!! Soulblight armies cost a flat 2000 points now. The caveat is you only get to use the models that fit into a medium sized pizza box and you start your games 30 minutes late.

BREAKING: Cities of Sigmar to remain mostly unchanged!!! Steams Tanks will NOT have a point increase, as only a muppet would run 5 of them.

Checked out the Battlescroll again. Coming along nicely. For all you lazy Ogor players, stonehorns are up 10 points. Monster trucks are no mo.