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29. Husband, Dad, Evertonian.

Ellesmere Port,England
Joined March 2011
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Some of the shittest defending you’ll ever see there.
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What a result that is! #UTFT
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Think that his time at us is up and he’ll now have a long stint in rehab tbh.
🚨 Jack Grealish not involved for Everton at Newcastle United tonight. #EFC attacker yet to regain fitness following omission from EFL Cup win over #NUFC last week after breach of club discipline. Unclear if 31yo returns v Coventry on Friday @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7738572…
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Good use of funds getting a pisshead on £300k p/w for another year👍🏻
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Absolutely made up for him, just an honest, hardworking and humble player who’s become the best in the world. Incredible achievement👏🏻
HARRY KANE IS THE 2026 BALLON D'OR! #ballondor
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Trainline be like “Get ready for your SPECTACULAR and EXCITING adventure to… Warrington Bank Quay 😍”
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Bournemouth have just beat AC Milan and Man United in the space of a few days but we should be happy with sitting back with our backs to the wall against Chelsea and Arsenal, sound👍🏻
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I know he played for us and I should probably still like him but this fella is an absolute fucking gimp.
🗣️ Mikel Arteta says he has been clipping up footage of other managers leaving the technical area during matches. He says other coaches leaving the technical area 36 TIMES in 10 minutes without getting a yellow: "I'm going to put sensors there [ on the touchline ]. There are managers that have the record in the league, 36 times in 10 minutes, leave the touchline, no yellows. "So I'm clipping ALL of that. So I have a MASSIVE storage of images now. "So if somebody comes to say, I'm not in the record yet. Somebody else has the record. So let's see."
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Tony Scott attention seeking again? Quelle surprise!
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Despite moving into a state of the art stadium only last year it just feels like Everton Football Club is completely stale. The managerial appointments and recruitment lack any imagination whatsoever. The hierarchy simply never try anything new out of fear of getting it wrong…
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Despite what the likes of Christian Purslow and @henrywinter tell us the absolute worst thing any new owners could do is keep Moyes in post. Everton fans have had enough ‘stability’ now. It’s high time someone comes in, rips everything up and starts again from scratch.
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I’m 29 years old so David Moyes has been Everton’s manager for a pretty decent chunk of my life. I, along with many other Evertonians can predict every starting XI, what time he’ll make a sub, who he’ll bring on/off etc. It’s just all so painfully predictable and I’m sick of it.
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There’s just nothing to cling onto with Moyes anymore. No style of play, no personality, playing his favourites to the detriment of young players. Constantly being told by the media that he’s got us punching above our weight and we’re lucky to have him is a fucking joke tbh.
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Warren Evans retweeted
45 games away at Arsenal, United, Chelsea and Liverpool for Moyes as Everton manager. 0 wins, 27 losses, 31 scored and 83 conceded. This myth that he’s a good manager needs to end.
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Nothing changes until everything changes. #EFC
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I’m bored of the owners, I’m bored of Moyes, I’m bored of Everton. A tedious futility of a football club.
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And here we see our problem Lidl want to create jobs, an average size Lidl employees 50 people. All form local area, normally younger people too. Lidl is also very affordable. So in time of a NEET youth crisis and cost of living issues, we have entitled middle aged NIMBYs celebrating rejecting planning. If you view this post as a good thing, you’re part of the problem. We need to build, grow our economy and support families.
Planning Application for a Lidl superstore on the London Road, Bath REFUSED
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“This is Manchester United we’re talking about. You know, Manchester United Football Club. This is Man United. Manchester. United. Football. Club. Man U. Theatre of Dreams”
This is an affront to the name of Manchester United.
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I’ve never watched a single episode of ‘Celebrity Traitors’ in my life but what I do know is that Acaster is the total opposite of what a comedian should be, just a complete and utter fanny.
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