Made things you’ve seen. Not on your team, tribalism rots your brain. I burn my life to make a sunrise that I know I’ll never see.

Your bird feeder, Warwickshire, United K…
Joined April 2010
Replying to @WebSquirrel
Squirrel Cam is back!
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Squirrel spotted wearing tiny bandit mask ⚠️
New animal unlocked
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The comments.
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Honk Honk 🎺 Watch this till the end...
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What’s with this trend of Gen Z’ers holding clip-on mics with their hands resulting in worse audio? It’s like people using a phone on speaker mode for no benefit.
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Planning Application for a Lidl superstore on the London Road, Bath REFUSED
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Thin boi
did you know that etruscan shrews are the smallest mammal and also have extremely fastest heartrates which can get up to 1500 bpm !!!!
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I am indeed on Google maps
The funniest thing has just happened 😭 I was sat on the pavement stroking a cat when a Google street view car drove past so I may end up on Google maps stroking a cat 😭
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Absolute victim complex and main character syndrome. 🥴
Replying to @BenedictSpence
Hi Benedict is that supposed to be a comment on my weight? 🤨
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Ouch, my stigmata is really playing up.
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Reminds me of when they put someone in charge of reporting a space launch and didn’t know what the word nominal was a thing.
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🚨NEW: Prime Minister Andy Burnham has done a sit down with young people on LADbible where they had in-depth discussions on topics such as VAR in football, whether northerners are funnier than southerners, if Oasis are the best British band, and the price of a pint
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Is it One Man One Jar?
As you know, I like a picture quiz. So here’s a movie quiz for you. At 12noon each day (Mon-Fri) I’ll post a picture clue to see who's first to correctly name the film. (Answer revealed at 2pm.) Here’s clue #1 🎥
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Imagine getting your politics from the guy from CBBC’s The Really Wild Show and it’s not Michaela Strachan.
If I was Prime Minister , if I was Burnham , watching European cities ablaze . . . I’d instigate a ‘wealth tax’ at about 9.01am tomorrow morning . Just saying . Or should we just ‘eat cake’ ?
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Since when did it become acceptable for elderly women on supermarket checkouts to stare at your food items and comment on whether they’d like to try it or not? Who asked your opinion? The fact that chicken sushi is something you’re too scared to try is why your natural curiosity has lead you to being in a minimum wage job in your 60s. Mind your own business you skank, I hope you get replaced with a self service machine. Bring back hanging.
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It was never a serious political entity 🤭
Zack Polanski has destroyed the Green Party as a serious political entity. He’s such a weird, deluded, nasty, and gutless piece of work.
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