Still the greatest piece of D&D art ever created. Evocative, colorful, perfectly composed and it tells an immediate story. If you were trying to explain what D&D was at its best, this is the one thing you could show people and get immediate understanding.

Back in the day middle-aged, quasi-celebrities reached for women like Jessica Hahn as their side chick. Now they settle for this. Everything was better in my youth. including the cheaters.

It's like one of Nute Gunray's baby Crab Droids

And THAT, is how you take out the trash.

Remember, it's imperative that you NOT call these creatures the inbred morlocks, pedophile worshippers, kid diddlers, and violent goons that they are. If you do, strangers on the internet, your miserable spouse, brainwashed family, midwit coworkers and retarded friends might ostracize you! And what would you do without the company of all those people you have to walk eggshells on for 24/7?

Nothing exemplifies America more at this moment than a woman, wearing an ACTUAL women's rights T-shirt, being thrown out of a female sporting event by a fat, stupid Shamiqua.

Despite all of the "niggurath" shit Chaosium has been pulling lately, we are bound and determined to have a great Halloween one shot tonight. Thank you to the master, @SandyofCthulhu , for enriching the lives of so many with this awesome game!

Can someone please screengrab for me the relevant section in the 5.5 (2024) DMG where they advise 2-3 sessions, etc, between levels?

You're a disgusting harpy, but I do admire your mustache game.

You have to understand... When I call these people inbred, subhumans savages with an IQ of 80 it's meant just as much as a descriptor as it is an insult.

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Publicly liking these kinds of comics is how grown men are "coming out" these days. Saves a lot of awkward conversations, I suppose.

Halloween III is the best movie in the series, and I'm tired of pretending that it's second the original.

Venerating the great Greg Stafford out of one side of your mouth while stating he published "racists" out of the other. You people are sick vultures.

Ah yes, nothing like settling into a reprint of a classic Call of Cthuhlu adventure anthology and finding out the dumbest people in the world have edited it for my own good. 🙄 The rot started long before this whole Shub-Niggurath thing. Good job @Chaosium_Inc , you guys are complete and utter TRASH.

She may have lost her livelihood, and is lucky to still have her life. But I'm guessing she never called these creatures out as the filthy, depraved, subhuman savages that they are. And I bet all of her friends really appreciate that.