disdainful & curious

What am I seeing??

The weird kid who tried to buy the goldfish platform shoes is a five timer on SNL? Where did we go wrong as a society?

Happy birthday @jakehsnider you old so and so

I’m finally trying this Stranger Things show on for size. I’m five episodes in and I’m just not getting the hype.

Stranger Things may be more overrated than Ohio State Football

You have to love @FrankLaRose door knocking with a guy who admitted to breaking voting laws.

I wish @TheScoop27 could smell these butts

When did the soles from ⁦@Vans⁩ start falling apart after 2 months of wear? Swear the last two pairs I bought were in the garbage within 4 months, and the pair I’m in now are less than 2 months old and the soles are already pulling away from the shoe.

This is what happens to you when you’re a Boy Scout who didn’t pay attention in Boy Scouts.

Happy Birthday to my birthday brother @SirPatStew

Some of you didn’t listen to President Thomas J. Whitmore’s speech, and it shows.

Why didn’t any of you jagweeds tell me that The Greatest American Hero is streaming on Peacock? On the bright side, I’ll finally get to use this service for something other than Parks and Rec.

Are the Haslams bringing Joe back to explain to us why they would prefer Ohio to trade education funding for their stupid fucking stadium?

⁦@POTUS⁩ I’m in Florida and it took 5 flushes in the Jacksonville airport. I thought you fixed all of the toilets in Florida?

Seeing the Eagles celebrate their SB win where I watched @JasonKelce flip the Eagles helmet golf cart a few weeks ago is pretty fun

It’s been real, Pawnee

I guess we can answer that old hypothetical question, are you cool with a loss to UM if that means OSU wins a Natty?

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