When the blips on the screen start rewriting the flight paths themselves and the steam gauges start screaming in binary… even the sharpest golden Labrador on the tower is left staring into the void. ⚙️🌀🐕❓ The future of the skies just got a whole lot more chaotic.
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🚨 LMAO! Greta Thunberg just found out her own climate movement is STILL HOLDING PROTESTS, and she COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING. 🤣
A reporter told her there was a Fridays for Future demonstration in Berlin that same day.
Her answer was "REALLY? THEY STILL DO THAT?" Then she burst out laughing again.
The 23-year-old has moved on to Palestine activism, and people online are roasting her for it.
THE GIRL WHO SCOLDED THE WHOLE WORLD JUST LAUGHED AT HER OWN MOVEMENT.
She told us we were all going to die, and now even she can't take it seriously.
What a grift.
The most loyal swim in history happened 2,500 years ago. 🌊🐾
480 BC. A massive Persian army is marching on Athens. The city can't be held, so Themistocles orders everyone out. Women and children are sent to safety, and every man who can fight boards the warships for Salamis.
There's no room for the animals.
Plutarch writes that the dogs ran along the shore, howling, as the ships pulled away with the people they loved.
One dog wouldn't accept it. He belonged to Xanthippus, the father of Pericles. He leapt into the sea and swam the entire strait beside his master's ship.
He made it to Salamis. Then he collapsed on the beach and died.
He was buried where he fell. Six centuries later, the spot was still known as Kynos Sema, the Dog's Mound.
Soon after, those same ships crushed the Persian fleet at Salamis and saved Greece.
History remembers the battle. Luna and I remember the dog. 🐾
Would your dog swim after your boat? 👇
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I'm so sorry to have posted this, but I have just gotten feedback from @grok who I hope apologises for giving me false hope that we could keep Communities alive...
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Why does Whoof wear all these medals when she was only in the cyber-marines for… oh wait. She finished the course, ran the recon, and still had time to save the neon district. 🏅🚀🐶
Prince Edward’s loadout is for showing up. 👑
This one is for actually doing the job. ⚡🔥
(Now try not to laugh at the side-by-side. 😂)
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🇩🇪 ALICE WEIDEL: “What we in the AfD demand is REMIGRATION.”
AfD leader @Alice_Weidel refuses to back down:
NO AMNESTY.
The AfD is the bravest leading party in Europe!
“We have the political will to restore law and order in our country. Because you can't unleash illegal migrants on the native population.”
“These people don't belong in our country, and they should be deported rigorously.”
Germans call it a Teufelskreis. 🔥
Literally, "the devil's circle." English softens it to a vicious circle, but the German knows who's behind it.
Love bomb → devalue → discard → Round and round, until you step out.
Break the circle. 🐾
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Luna Moon's Monday weather report of the day 🌧️🐾
Puddles: all inspected.
Squirrels: chased (in theory).
Current conditions: fully off duty.
Look closely… can you see the smile? 😊
What does your dog dream about after a big walk? 🐾
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Dogs in ancient history: the dogs who got government jobs 🐕🎩
In the 180s AD in Luoyang, China, Emperor Ling of Han played with his dogs in the palace's Western Garden. He dressed them in the jinxian cap, the hat worn by civil officials, and gave them the silk ribbons officials used to carry their seals of office.
The Book of the Later Han records it as a sign of a court that had lost the plot. The old commentary goes further: the officials who'd bought their posts were "truly dogs wearing caps."
Within a couple of years of his death, the capital was in chaos and the dynasty never recovered.
Luna's take: those dogs were probably the most honest officials in the building. 🐾
What job would your dog get in government?
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