WhyChrisBrain

Who called it social anxiety and not the meet sweats?

AMCD: Anthrax, Attack Of The Killer B's youtu.be/FQ3WZaKjHNQ?si=LHcd…

I'm embracing my inner Arthur Dent. Currently wearing a dressing gown and I know exactly where my towel* is. *I have multiple towels.

I, too, have a data centre.

AMCD: Blakroc, Blakroc youtu.be/-vtWNDI_EOI?si=V-Oy…

AMCD: Loud Rocks, Various Artists youtu.be/MnHtE1Kyksw?si=Y0G8…

3 Points ✅️ Clean Sheet ✅️ Chelsea's Goalkeeper No longer Our Joint Top Scorer ✅️ #COYS

My Halloween costume is depressed, exhausted, anxious, grieving Santa Claus hiding from the elves in social housing.

Like many single dudes in their 50's I bought Halloween candy "just in case" someone comes to Trick Or Treat even though there is no fucking way anyone is letting their kids go to that weird old bloke's apartment for candy. Works out well for us all.

Jesus Hucking Christ (Yes, that's what the "H" stands for. It's "fucking" in Aramaic.) What a fucking week!

I'm only sees most of my family at funerals now years old.

Do you ever play your Liked Songs playlist on shuffle, it goes on an absolute tear, and think "Fuck I've got great taste in music."?

I really needed that! #COYS

For fuck's sake, give him the Billy T Award!

Gulf of Mexico = Gulf of America Lake Ontario = Lake America Defenestrating, poisoning, war criminal = Humanitarian What a time to be alive. For now.

There are two kinds of people in the world. Those with a favourite pair of socks and wrong'uns.