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I saw the video and he was smoking em lmao. Having haters at 3 years old >
Three-year-old Nevada Pierre was dominating against older kids in a Florida youth soccer game when a dispute erupted. The league said there were issues with pushing and parental behavior; the family said he was removed simply for being too good. Police were called, and the family was asked to leave (officers later said no one was arrested or trespassed). The family has linked the treatment to both his skill and the fact that he is Black. Let’s make sure this little phenom’s name is known for his talent
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The people cutting employees while revenue is growing are the same people you're counting on to pay your UBI out of the goodness of their hearts.
Microsoft is offering buyouts to 60,000(!) employees. Headcount and revenue growth is really starting to diverge at tech companies.
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The Nigerians sure know how to throw a party!!
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god i miss when i could just buy something and it wouldn't generate 50 fucking emails in my inbox
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Coming to a website with a bunch of antisocial weirdos to ask for social advice is pretty funny imo. The causation of the loneliness epidemic is right in these comments.
My friend wants to plan a couples, no-kids weekend getaway, splitting the cost of a large AirBNB, in January for her 30th birthday. I really do not love this idea (husband is mortified), neither to spend the money nor to get someone to take the toddler for 3 days. It would be a 2.5 hour drive away for us, too, so it’s not like we’re close if something happens. I haven’t been away from him for even 1 night yet and he still just seems so young! It would be very hard to leave him for that long. Am I just a party pooper who needs to get over it? Genuine question. Like I actually need advice here guys
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Money tight, childcare difficult to find, tired? Sure no problem. But the bottom line here is someone not wanting be inconvenienced by taking themselves out of their own family bubble and comfort zone for a “friend” and a bunch of weirdos encouraging the behavior lol
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As a professional homebody, I get the urge to want to recluse. But also you should put effort into the people you care about if you have the time, energy and resources to do so?? Nobody wants to be a villager anymore lol
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Truthfully, life before Instagram >
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I’m not often nostalgic, but I miss the simplicity of the 90s/2000s
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I know they take real good care of her! Blessed and highly covered
This “Pimp my tombstone” video is your daily reminder for why you shouldn’t have TikTok on a phone unless you want to retain some grey matter
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This is so…
this is pretty evil and clever. so if your samsung TV model doesnt have a microphone, it will look for connected devices with one, such as a soundbar or a connected bluetooth device. this gets shipped off to bixby.
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Person who is reverse engineering his tv gets banned from OpenAI You aren't allowed to stop your tv from spying on your family. You have to ask for permission Or, maybe, maybe we accelerate
banned for reverse engineering work? that’s wild oh well, -$500, and a bunch of banked resets) but gained motivation to get 3 more machines and finish my cluster. i have never used openai to exploit or find vulnerabilities, only local reverse engineering which tripped daybreak.
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The conspiracy theorists are never wrong, just early. This is really sick and I do not like how privacy is just casually nonexistent.
WTF, $3000 Samsung TV has an always-on mic, automatic content recognition, geo tracking, network mapping, and ships your data to Samsung + 400 partners. Bro Rooted a brand-new 2025 Samsung TV after noticing absurdly targeted ads. Firmware was locked down, so zero-days it was. Got a root shell. then found: always-on voice service, ACR, geo, full telemetry pipeline, and four separate DRM systems. This isn’t a bug, It’s the product bro.
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My Shayla 😔
This Dear JT debacle would’ve made for a great plot line on Rap Sh!t s4 💔
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I liked Animals on Netflix! These days we’re too used to having every story spoon fed & wrapped up in a pretty bow. It was an unveiling of Marks character, he wasn’t a kindhearted benevolent man. He was addicted to winning by any means and wasn’t much better than the antagonists
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Why don’t people keep things like this to themselves? How is it a public good to announce this?
I haven’t voted since I voted for Obama in 2012. My life has gotten considerably better in every way since then. I feel zero obligation or duty to vote and won’t be brow beaten into doing it.
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Yeah she got her foot on necks right now. Legendary run!!
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People don’t have patience for new grads and entry level workers and I don’t like that. We all had to start somewhere and most of us were bad until we got good.
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Now THIS is cinema
This is LITERALLY how it goes 😭😭😭😭😭
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During a time of record breaking inflation and high under/unemployment. Well done!
News: Trump admin getting ready to move forward w/ garnishing wages & benefits of defaulted student loan borrowers after internal dispute bw Treasury, OMB & Ed Treasury looking to mitigate downsides Were warnings of consequences for low income borrowers washingtonsun.com/economy/tr…
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