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I write things for money, and often not for money.

Joined March 2015
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"Hey handsome. Why not come over to my place and eat the fried breadcrumbs I'm covered in?" she said, croquettishly.
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Dear Jimmy ❤️
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Look there’s a lot i disagree with Dan on, and we frequently get into heated disagreements on here. But for all his faults (and I have many of my own too), he understands this country and its politics far better than privileged Corbyn sycophants ever will.
Seeing a lot of growing hysteria about Labour’s vote share. Overstated. This was the election where tactical voting finally happened in significant numbers. And it didn’t happen by accident. Was a major plank of Starmer’s strategy.
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perfect NZ coverage of the UK election result from a Europe Corro who left last month
lol lmao incredible
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My government will serve you. Politics can be a force for good. The work of change begins today.
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I'm going to keep saying this - in the context of tactical voting and the knowledge Labour would have a massive majority, NATIONAL VOTE SHARE IS MEANINGLESS. I'm begging you all to stop talking about it. It literally means nothing.
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Accidentally took my mother’s id to the polling station and committed voter freud. – at Exeter, England
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This is my favorite joke from my Netflix is a Joke set
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Wonder when the Tory campaign will break the glass and press the bright red button for a “referendum on ECHR” promise.
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a pigeon at pride
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The Tories are so fucked that the only genuine “Portillo Moment” on election night with be Corbyn losing in Islington North.
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"is it still raining? I hadn't noticed"
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‘I’ve called a general election by mistake’
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Change.
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Stop reading out your list you wet-shouldered goon #generalelection
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“Spaghetti and meatballs Big banana Two potatoes” IT WON’T STOP GOING ROUND MY HEAD. IT WILL NEVER STOP.
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This is very well done
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Counterpoint: Capitalism is just about the only way a society gets 24hr cat’n’coffee bookstores.
If you ever wanna know why capitalism sucks, think about how many people you've known who wanna open a 24 hour coffeeshop and bookstore (with a cat) if they ever get rich vs how many rich people ever actually open a 24 hour coffeeshop and bookstore (with a cat).
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If you ever wanna know why capitalism sucks, think about how many people you've known who wanna open a 24 hour coffeeshop and bookstore (with a cat) if they ever get rich vs how many rich people ever actually open a 24 hour coffeeshop and bookstore (with a cat).
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