Wilson ✞

If she’s a high hazard beach warning that’s a red flag.

Could use some prayers. College, at this institution specifically, has been an absolutely abysmal and terrible experience. My faith is in one of the worst spots it’s been in some time and I sincerely need prayer that something turns around.

“It’s kind of funny how in order to not be sexist you have to hate women.” — gf (again)

Flat tire, kill everything that exists.

“Lock it in, as the kids say.” -gf “It’s lock in.” -w “Oh…I’m sorry.” -gf

Doxxing people as a review on yelp

Doxxing yourself as a cry for help

Giving my gf a black and white Polaroid of me for her birthday

Have you fed and watered your foid today?

I voted straight heterosexual

“What do the kids say, go touch the grass?” — Wilson GF

“I like the Anakin memes”

Might win…yes.

Arguing with my professor over what the paper prompt should be

Vampire bf Porcelain doll gf

Halloween was awesome this year

Sent her a lover request on venmo