@WindexMenace

I hate kings and I hate taxes, unless I am said king levying said taxes. All my good ideas come from chugging cleaning chemicals.

 Presidential Janitor's Closet
windexchugging.straw.page/
Joined June 2024
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The fuck's that supposed to mean?!?
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Big Daddy
@_B1G_D4DDY15h
Not now, kitten. Daddy’s foreskin is under attack from judaic forces.
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This is gonna go so fucking hard with my pistol gunslinger build that I engineered to perfection.
JuiceHead
@JuiceHead3322h
Dual wielding in Cyberpunk 2077 patch 2.5 looks AWESOME They're adding new perks to cool tree for this and you can even mix and match pistols here
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SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY EPIC GAMES
HYPEX
@HYPEXOct 21
KASANE TETO COULD FINALLY COME TO FORTNITE Today the Treasure Chest started playing A$AP Rocky (Riot), then his ICON Skin was announced.. Tomorrow it'll play Lil Uzi Vert, and the next day (Oct 23) it'll play Kasane Teto (Birdbrain) & Hatsune Miku (Miku)
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In an ideal society, every cities PD would be comprised of two guys who are either chubby and friendly donut cops or an old uncle type man and the absolute most they would do on a regular basis is give people going 50 over the speed limit a warning.
⭐️Balearicus⭐️
@soldierofpepOct 21
The goal is to have a police like this. Everything else is browncoded.
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咳魔@Yu_TT096Oct 21
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Cimmerian Pervert
@cimmerian_v22h
These taste good to anyone going to Agartha
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Asocial lurker@asociallurkerOct 21
Fuck my chud life. I want chud wife.
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⭐️Balearicus⭐️
@soldierofpepOct 21
The goal is to have a police like this. Everything else is browncoded.
Thehemisphere
@thehemisphere20Oct 20
"The European mind cannot comprehend this" Brazilian Military Police
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I,Hypocrite
@lporiginalg17h
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Unironically this is why I love Pope Leo so much. He acts more or less like your average Fr Joe you can find at almost any American Catholic church, and yet he was put in charge of the entirety of Christ's church. God bless Pope Leo
Patrick Neve
@catholicpat18h
Catholicism is so great we even do "Pastor Bob" better than the Protestants
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Gigachad
@gigachad21h
“Being a dude rocks bc you never go to the doctor you just walk around sick until it goes away”
Michael Scimbobulous, CFA@ScrimboSagginsOct 21
Being a dude rocks bc you never go to the doctor you just walk around sick until it goes away
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the unmedicated one@dementialifter17h
Replying to @WindexMenace
You better hope this won't start playing right after
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星守すぴ。/Spica
@20XX_0X_X0Oct 21
#重音テト
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Have had zero caffeine today and dwindling amounts the last few days because I was starting to get occasional chest pangs. I remember why I abuse it so much now
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I will see this someday
sisinapon🪽
@sisinaponOct 10
幸せにしてね？　#重音テト
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What did Mike Pondsmith mean by making the city with 70 different ethnicities a violent shithole where corporations can abuse people for cheap labor?
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Astarte🦐(Commission open)🦐
@StarShrimOct 21
Tetober Day 20 Gyaru
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Alaric
@0xAlaricOct 20
Note that this giga is accosted by his former allies, the flies, because he has abandoned his principles.
Quaziimoto ☭@QuaziishevikOct 20
Replying to @BoozeCruiser0
“Caring more about the livelihood and feeling of random brown foreigners than your own family”
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"Yeah, I'm an accelerationist. I just went 75 through a school zone." "Dude, that isn't even what 'accelerationist' means-" "Suck my tailpipe, faggot."
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