My name is Nostradumas and I am a psychic. I use my divine powers to tweet prognostications. I also share predictions from the past. Sometimes, I am wrong.
Joined June 2014
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Cool clock, Ahmed. Want to bring it to the White House? We should inspire more kids like you to like science. It's what makes America great.
Today, Apple will announce its latest product: the iGin, which will revolutionize the way we harvest cotton.
Your personalized "I❤️TOFU" license plate is the best way to unambiguously tell the world that you love #tofu.
The U.S. embargo against Cuba will ensure that Fidel Castro's hold on power will only last a couple of years, at most.
#1961Predictions
Israeli and Palestinian leaders will announce that they've signed a permanent ceasefire accord and a two-state solution at #ComicCon2014.
After becoming a grandmother, Hillary Clinton will end all political ambitions and devote her life to knitting socks for her grandchild.
Warren G. Harding is the family values candidate. He will never shag his neighbor's wife or nickname his junk.
#1920Predictions
If Germany wants to win the #WorldCup, it should start the 11 guys who beat #Argentina in the 1990 World Cup Final.
#ExperienceMatters
We are living in the golden age of television and #Sharknado2 will be long recognized as its creative apex, the ne plus ultra of high art.
By reminding drivers that "Safety begins with you," the @metrolosangeles will avoid accidents.
#2012Predictions
I GUARANTEE THAT THE #CLEVELAND #CAVS WILL WIN AN NBA CHAMPIONSHIP BEFORE THE SELF-TITLED FORMER ‘KING’ WINS ONE.
#2010Predictions #LeBron
30 years from now, due to advanced medical technology, doctors will no longer conduct rectal exams using their fingers.
#1984Predictions
20's = The Bob
60's = The Beehive
70's = The Afro
90's = The Rachel
2010's = The Great Hall with #Mao
#hairstyle
This is how all food will be delivered in five years.
Invest everything in #WebVan now.
#1999Predictions
With @SenJohnMcCain's maverick pick of @SarahPalinUSA as his VP, the GOP will have a lock on women's votes for decades.
@2008Predictions
Now that @TheFatBoys have made it big, no rap artist will ever choose a stage name with the words Fat, Large, or Big.
#1984Predictions