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🇨🇦 Carcosa Lobbyist, Hasturite. Ligotti Advocate. Existential hedonist by day and ideological pessimist by night.

The Elms of River Heights
Joined June 2024
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Hellebuyck hatred has reached a Winnipegiana fantastical-realism level of myth
“he’s lying. no one threatened his family.” JETS FANS FOLLOWED THE DEVILS BROADCAST CREW TO THEIR HOTEL FROM THE ARENA no wonder his wife gave him the option of leaving winnipeg or staying there without his family.
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the most annoying thing Liberals do is when they're involved in a corruption scandal in Anglo-Canada they will switch to French to avoid it getting clipped
Mark Carney: "The betrayal is not fulfilling all the obligations for all of the workers. That's the responsibility of Stellantis. That's the responsibility they made multiple times."
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Every year is a great year for movies when you have love in your heart and broad aesthetic interests
question for the film bros is every year as stacked as 2026 or did I happen to get into movies in the best movie year of the decade
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Love exists in places that everyone else deems as hopeless and that is evident because Winnipeg, full stop
love exists in places that everyone else deems as hopeless and that is evident in the winnipeg jets and the calgary flames
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You don’t understand babe, Do it Again before work and Dirty Work after
Averaged less than 5 hours of sleep per night this last week, powering up before work by listening to Steely Dan on loop
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Averaged less than 5 hours of sleep per night this last week, powering up before work by listening to Steely Dan on loop
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Titane is one of the seminal works of art. Like all of the ones I have encountered, I thought “there’s something going on here I can sense but don’t understand” And thought about the film nonstop for the next month
always thinking about this scene
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2 days before i was hospitalized i was in a bookstore & i told the worker im about to throw up can i have a bag and she was like you have to purchase something and i asked for the bathroom and she said the same thing and then before i made it to the exit i threw up everywhere
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When marx said the english working class would never achieve anything that included fascism
🚨BREAKING: Reform go from leading in 8 out of 9 English regions to just ONE in 6 months! 🤯
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Schopenhauer after that no-show lecture at University of Berlin
If he happened to be waiting for me on the other side of the river, then i would swim all the way across it to be with him.
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Thickums J. Foid, Esquire
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GUY MADDIN MATTHEW RANKIN DAVID CRONENBERG YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO NOW
We’re empowering more Canadian artists — painters, sculptors, writers, musicians, actors — to tell our stories, in our own voices, in our own ways.
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Far right fascist dictator but woke
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There is nothing special about books. You can become arbitrarily smart without ever reading a book
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If Liz Truss makes it to 96 she’ll have spent more days of her life at the Remembrance Sunday cenotaph than she ever spent in Downing Street.
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Just got out of Wild Horse Nine
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Canada’s LA
Something deeply demonic about Vancouver
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True love
I’m refusing to give up on my Penguin City of God.
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Second year uni I had a prof explicitly explain what scare quotes were and tell us not to use them and I thought “oh I’m using this in every single thing I write”
Have a student who is putting scare-quotes around Nietzsche's use of the word "life" throughout their paper, which is a devastating critique, when you think about it
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manitoba:
Updated Map of US Governors and Canadian Premiers
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