Hi guys, You might’ve noticed a rebrand. I am refocusing on wrestling content now. WrestStop is the new name I chose. Sorry about not letting you know sooner.

Introducing... the HeartBurger! – at Corte Madera, CA

Why is "The Reso" trending? Did Christian Cage get his own market? He should be the spokesman, y'all!

When I first saw #ApeAi trending today, I thought it was something having to do with an AI video of a chimpanzee or something!

If I were booking WWE, I'd have Logan Paul become Mr. Money In The Bank this October. At the 2027 Royal Rumble, he cashes in on Roman Reigns but fails due to another masked man costing him, and that man is revealed to be none other than The Rock. He'd also perform a Rock Bottom on Roman after costing Paul to set up their long-awaited match at WrestleMania 43. It sets up a perfect heat-seeking moment and an eventual sense of "Thank God" when he fails. The Rock getting involved would also create a huge reaction and it could be a sign that Rock doesn't want a former outsider so hated to be the World Heavyweight Champion. I would also have Rock win at WrestleMania to end the Bloodline storyline for good, and Oba Femi would beat him immediately on the Raw afterwards, further cementing in stone that the future isn't Samoan, it's Nigerian. Roman Reigns, The Rock and The Usos could then retire to make room for new stars like Femi.

If Austin Theory left WWE for TNA, here's a creative pitch: Ring Name: Austin Atlanta Character: A heat-seeking heel character who thinks he's greater than anything Georgia's ever given us, including peaches, the Hawks, even MLK! TNA could stand for "Totally Needs Austin" in his words, and he can create a talk show segment that further cements him as a TNA great. There's much more main event potential here than where he is now, and WWE's main event scene is too stacked for him at this moment.

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I have the perfect secret in how to quickly and effectively kill the powerhouse that is WWE. I would never do this, nor should anyone else! I just want you to see what I mean when I say “kill”. Don’t even think about anything close to the level of this pitch! “The year is 2027. WWE’s Head of Creative Paul “Triple H” Levesque, who just booked the absolute worst 12 months in wrestling history, is proposing a new storyline that carries on part of what Vince McMahon was similarly considering years ago. He writes a script of his plans and gives it to the TKO Board of Directors to further approve it. He’s unsure if he should run it only by the rest of Creative. It consists of him and his wife Stephanie becoming authority figures again, with Shane McMahon returning to follow suit. Stephanie starts an affair with Shane after being jealous of Triple H’s mainstream popularity. Triple H then decides to divorce Stephanie. Shane proposes to his sister, but before they get married, Stephanie gets pregnant. It’s a daughter, and Shane doesn’t want children. So they ditch the wedding plans and break up, only for Stephanie to do to Triple H what he did to Stephanie back in 1999, and that is get him drunk and marry him in a drive-thru chapel while he’s under the influence. Shane and Stephanie then start a blood feud over the family drama. But Stephanie’s baby ends up being stillborn, and to intensify things even further, Shane wants to adopt the deceased child and perform something reminiscent of his cousin-in-law from 2002 (that’s child necrophilia, for you). This would all end with the soon-to-be Hall of Famer losing a loser-leaves-WWE intergender match to Shane. Upon being handed the script, an anonymous Board of Directors member looks at it and makes his decision. (Wait, Dwayne ain’t anonymous!) ‘Are you absolutely kidding me? Do you think for one solitary second and in a gazillion years we’re actually gonna air that monkey crap? Is that what you think? It doesn’t matter what you think! As far as I’m concerned, you can take that little script of yours, shine it up real nice, dust it off, tear it into little pieces, roll them all up into a ball, and stick it straight up your candy ass!!!’”

1. "Why'd the coal miner's wife start to cry when he took off his pants?" "His cock was clean." 2. "Schneider washes up on a deserted island with Taylor Swift. After a week of badgering her, she finally has sex with him. Another three weeks go by, and then one day he says to her, "Taylor, would you please do me a favor? Would you put on this fake beard and moustache and walk around the island?" Taylor agrees, puts them on, and takes off around the island. Schneider walks around the island the other way, and when he finally sees Taylor Swift coming from the opposite direction, he runs up to her and says, 'You won't believe who I'm fucking.'" These were a couple of Jackie Martling's (yes, that Jackie Martling) extremely dirty jokes I just found in the Epstein Files. It proves that Epstein loved NSFW humor.

Fill in the (blank): "Wrestling fans beware: The WWE and RuPaul's Drag Race have partnered up to create a new 'Drag Queens Division', where famous wrestlers are parodied in drag. Examples include 'The Tribal Queef' Ho-Man Reigns, Jane 'The Jock' Johnson, and (blank) Ho-gan."

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Cutest. Invertebrate. Ever.

His name is John Cenail! Not that I want to hop on the AI train, but this is too funny not to share:

I don’t know why I haven’t yet, but I really want to meet Dave Meltzer. His office is only about 5 minutes away from me.