yesterday made a post-it of all the little tasks i need to take care of today just made a new post-it with one thing one it: - find original post-it

while dolly parton quietly went about doing the right thing, gloria steinem shouted

My new book is available now on Amazon! shorturl.at/2FKNg

Michigan now has a satellite campus in Ryan Day's head

Looks like America chooses the vindictive sex offender again

Thought my daughter had Olympic Fever, but it's just regular Covid

personal pronouns: US/HER

Nobody treats Chuck Norris to dinner because it is impossible to take out Chuck Norris. #chucknorrisjokes

Airborne Toxic Event is playing Chicago on September 9, but I'm hoping they can change the date to September 8. Can anyone help me with that? @Airborne_Toxic

My new book is available now on Amazon: amazon.com/Bergamot-Gets-Clu…

Sum 41 just announced their break-up. In related news, apparently until recently Sum 41 was still a band.

My short story "Bergamot and the Extremely Hostile Takeover" is being published in a local literary journal!

I just saw something indescribable:

I forwarded the contents of my spam folder to the FAA last night, let me know if anything happens.

"50 is the new 40" is inaccurate. Chronologically speaking, 50 is the old 40.

Just spilled some club soda. Anyone know how to get out the stain?

How do you know that a person is in Mensa? They tell you.

My daughter told me that her butt crack sometimes collects long hairs that shed from her head down her back. And that this is a thing for long-haired people. The world is an amazing place.

It's fun how whenever I find a pimple or a clogged pore now my brain starts screaming "Monkeypox!!!!"

Time to get off your phone and poop old school. With a book.