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𝖑𝗂𝗀 𝖩𝗂𝗆.

@XCEFATU

β“˜ 20+ Parody, not impersonating

 Drew.
Joined March 2026
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NO YEET. Jimmy Uso. The other half of Jey Uso. A forty-year-old Samoan-American professional wrestler hailing from California. Ten-time champion. Member of The Bloodline. Loyal to a fault. Charismatic, quick-witted, and unapologetically comedic. Dog dad of two. KOTH enthusiast.
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NFL Memes (@NFLMemes) profile picture
NFL Memes
@NFLMemesOct 27
Patrick Mahomes: *Breathes* Cris Collinsworth in the booth:
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//This, GB lost, my ex is fuming, and I’m still exposing that one mfer🀣 LIFE IS GOOD! Blessed!
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//Hold on, let me actually make a THREAD about this dumbass Bryce.
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Oh Bryce, we KNOW you can’t respect women and take what you want🀣
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These fuckers really think Samoans are black🫩I’m sighing and shaking my damn head.
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As long as I can still ragebait people, and still get the woman they wanted and then some?🀣I’m good. I still got it.
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BisonGaming 🦬 βš”οΈ πŸͺ (@BisonGaming3334) profile picture
BisonGaming 🦬 βš”οΈ πŸͺ@BisonGaming3334Oct 26
HE’S STILL PLUTO EVEN WITH A BYE 😭😭😭
Hyppolite Lover πŸ¦›πŸ (@DA8EARS) profile pictureHyppolite Lover πŸ¦›πŸ
@DA8EARSOct 26
Introducing your week 7 NFL frauds!
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Chad Fisher DNP (@ChadFisher) profile picture
Chad Fisher DNP
@ChadFisherOct 26
Patrick Mahomes is in hell against the Seattle defense.
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berges.prod@BergesProdOct 26
Seahawks made Mahomes see ghosts 😭😈
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GhettoGronk (@ghetto_gronk) profile picture
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@ghetto_gronkOct 26
Patrick Mahomes: *breathes* Cris Collinsworth:
GhettoGronk (@ghetto_gronk) profile pictureGhettoGronk
@ghetto_gronkOct 26
Cris Collinsworth glazing Patrick Mahomes for recovering his own fumble 😭 "What other QB would do that?"
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Prince VelveetaπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ ☽☾ πŸ‰ (@sparx_karl) profile picture
Prince VelveetaπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ ☽☾ πŸ‰@sparx_karlOct 26
Paul Levesque 2.5 seconds after taking his seat in gorilla during Crown Jewel because β€œit’s what we do”
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𝑭𝑬𝑨𝑹𝑳𝑬𝑺𝑺 ʚɞ (@FEARLCSSBELLA) profile picture
𝑭𝑬𝑨𝑹𝑳𝑬𝑺𝑺 ʚɞ@FEARLCSSBELLAOct 26
He won today btw
—𝙑 𝙄 𝘾 𝙀 (@RAVIRENX) profile picture—𝙑 𝙄 𝘾 𝙀@RAVIRENXOct 7
Replying to @RAVIRENX
Jahmyr Sonic
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I lost my girlfriend too dude, but I at least don’t like tweets about the new guy she posts about😭🀣
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🀣🀣🀣
College Football Family (@CFB_Family) profile pictureCollege Football Family@CFB_FamilyOct 23
Nothing can prepare you for who’s on the Sax
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Nic@Nic111392Oct 23
Patriots fans were talking so much shit about winning the division last week just to be 4-3 😭
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Not exactly Tiger Woods yet. (In the golfing aspect of things..🀣)
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BillsShowYk (@BillsShowYk) profile picture
BillsShowYk@BillsShowYkOct 23
Drake Maye SO SPECIAL OMGGπŸ˜­πŸ’•
BillsShowYk (@BillsShowYk) profile pictureBillsShowYk@BillsShowYkOct 23
DRAKE MAYE ANOTHER MEATBALL SUB LMAOOO
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//It has been a LONGGGG night for me. I therefore will be answering dms when I get some energy in me.
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Roman retains Tiffy wins Erika Kirk is world champion Ass after ass after ass
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While we wait for his side pieces to dm me back, let’s call out his MAIN. @/bimbozbella She deserves her own thread because she’s just as bad as him😭well..not THAT bad. But when you’re feeding into this, and I openly told you about him, yeah.
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A lot of you seem to like siding with someone who likes to roleplay r@pe and ab*se, so let’s give it up for the next one. P.S. I’m BACK on Instagram. @/HeavenlyLusts
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