You're not gonna believe this. He killed sixteen Czechoslovakians. Guy was an interior decorator!

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Plane Guy
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Good morning, Just to be clear following recent widely publicised incidents in the Gosport area, we do not have a company wide ban on people wearing a poppy, we do however tend to turn away knuckle dragging Neanderthals it’s just that they all tend to be wearing one.
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You're not getting barred from a pub for wearing a poppy. You're getting barred for being a cunt wearing a poppy. Private business can serve who they like.
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I totally forgot that today is #ChuckyTheNotoriousKillerDollDay so may as well indulge. And yes this is genuinely a thing, believe it or not.
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The year 2027 is just over two months away, and Jacob Murphy is STILL starting games for #NUFC - we were taken over five years ago, and have spent hundreds of millions on new players since. Truly diabolical squad building & catastrophic decision-making…
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Never seen a party promise to kill their own voter base before
🚨Child rapists will be put to DEATH under Restore Britain.
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“Bruno wanted to win things” “He loved the club” “He cried at night thinking of leaving” Just some of the bullshit we hear to justify Bruno not getting the Isak treatment. Ok he wanted to leave. There’s ways to do it. Fact is he, AS CAPTAIN, let it play out in the media for weeks. Stayed totally silent for someone who always had so much to say. Even when KK died he didn’t even bother laying a bunch of flowers, one shitty insta story was all that got. He clearly refused to join the training camp until the deal was done and then turned up to say his goodbyes putting the new manager into an awful position and not even allowing the club to source a replacement first. Just like Isak. But yeah, he loved the club. Blokes a total fraud. Give him hell or get out of the way. #NUFC
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A fucking million percent this. He's just trying to avoid getting the shit booed out of him when they play up here. Although knowing our lot they'll roll the fucking red carpet out for the fat Kinder sniffing cunt.
There’s a reason he got the basic goodbye from the club. Because he stitched them up. They’d seen two players leave and he decided he’d do the same as Isak. Play it out through the likes of Romano & Ornstein until there was no going back. Sleepless nights? Fuck off. He didn’t give a shit. He saw what the Isak saga did to our season and didn’t care one bit about doing exactly the same. The CAPTAIN by the way. The precedent Isak set was bad, what he did was even worse. Now he’s crying please don’t boo me. Well fuck you. #NUFC
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Imagine a life where we just listened to FACTS Immigration down Inflation down Unemployment down You would be happy wouldn’t you? So what’s making you not happy? The right wing trolls on here? GB News? The Daily Mail? Maybe it’s time some people decided if they’d prefer to listen to right wing propaganda or maybe just listen to facts?
BREAKING: The Office for National Statistics has announced that the rate of UK unemployment has fallen to 4.7% 📉
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Newcastle press- no issues when Howe had us 12th after 4 years, knives out when Jaissle has us 11th in his first 3 months
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Craig Hope after #NUFC won against Hull and Craig Hope after #NUFC lost against Villa 🤣🤣🤣
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Replying to @GazBainbridge
He walked out on the club leaving 2 weeks to find a new manager. We got dicked 3-0 by Aston Villa under him last season. The slide started with him.
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Got howked off them 0-3 off them last season btw. This slide started with Eddie and a lot of the shite we’re seeing now. Massive decline.
Eddie Howe out eh? Mugs.
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Craig retweeted
It’s hard to pin this all on Jaissle, he came in just before the season started after Howe took far too long to fuck off, and with players he had no say in buying mostly, that still doesn’t excuse playing Willock though
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ITV aren’t telling you to not vote Reform 🤷‍♂️ ITV are showing you what some people paid by Reform are like & letting you decide to do with that information. If you see Reform members being racist & misogynistic & not only still want to vote for Reform but feel the need to publicly post about it Then that says a lot more about you than it does ITV
Hey @ITV we're still voting Reform. 🤣
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Jacob Murphy new contract?? Fucking sack everyone. The gaffer, the board, the tea lady, the fucking grass cutter, everyone. From knocking back FIFTEEN FUCKING MILLION, which we'll never get close to again, to this. Garbage. Fucking garbage.
🚨 NEWCASTLE CONFIDENTIAL ✍️ Major Jacob Murphy contract update ⏳ But what about Joe Willock? 💪 Elanga injury twist 🇮🇹 Woltemade break clause truth 🎯 Belgian verdict on Pardo as 9 👀 Mood @ SJP post Coventry 🔎 Exclusive news from inside NUFC dailymail.com/sport/football…
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Howe could have took us down and not got that reaction. When will they wake up and realise Howe left us in the shit and his predecessor joined the club weeks prior to the season starting? I doubt they’ll ever be honest about it. Jaissle may fail but the former is no less true.
It's not taken long for those who felt Eddie Howe leaving was the wrong decision - to call out those who felt it was the right decision after the new manager has lost a game. I never understand this. It's like people are waiting for Matthias Jaissle to fail.
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Need The Big Boss Man investigating this.
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