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I don’t eat rice with my hands, I eat BURGERS with my hands, like an AMERICAN.
Citizenship tests should include a section on what foods are eaten with or without utensils. And it should be weighted heavily.
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best of luck to Pakistan's strongest America first soldier in his motion to impeach patriot hegseth ☪️🫡
Golden Escalator sub Diet Coke for Pepsi Cherry Zero tastes like a patriot Capri Sun
10/10 make one now
Cheated on my Golden Escalator™ for a Ghost A&W root beer energy drink. Tastes like listerine. Forgive me President Trump and Patriot @WBSenjoyer!
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Did you even say please?
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A magnificent character. You're supposed to dislike him because he's fat, ugly, and unsophisticated. But he's also innocent, patriotic, and well-intentioned. And in real life, we all know that that guy is the good guy and that the people who sneer at him are the bad guys.
Renee Bad and Alex Ugly will end up forgotten like the other retards that try to kill law enforcement officers 🪦🕊️
Don’t try to shoot or run over law enforcement and you won’t be killed by law enforcement 🤯
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Replying to @jamesfishback @AIPAC
LOL cope you fucking loser. You're next 🤣🇺🇸
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Happy #CincoDeMayo! The best taco bowls are made in Trump Tower Grill. I love Hispanics! facebook.com/DonaldTrump/pos…
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Armenians should not serve in Congress.
Neither should Somalis.
Or Guatemalans.
Or — wait for it— Israelis.
If you are a citizen of a foreign country, you shouldn’t serve in ours.
We need to pass my bill to stop the invasion of dual citizens in Congress.
NOW.
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🚨 BREAKING: The Supreme Court has ruled that drawing Congressional districts based on race under the Voting Rights Act is UNCONSTITUTIONAL, 6-3
This is a HUGE win, and could have MASSIVE ramifications for the 2026 midterms
Democrats for YEARS have sued over and over again to FORCE states like Louisiana to create black majority districts
Louisiana's map has now been thrown out.
If SCOTUS ends up gutting the act, a DOZEN Democrat districts could flip red overnight.
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well well well
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The BBC "mistakenly" altered a speech by Secretary of War, Pete Hegseth on the war in Iran, making him appear to say the United States was targeting the Iranian "people".
This comes only a handful of months since they did the same to President Trump.
Defund the BBC!






























