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Joined May 2017
+ "you know what i'd really like?" - "tell me" + "a website" - "...we can do a website" + "a real website, not some claude generated neon slop, a real website" - "i'll make you a very good traditional handmade website, one that is built with dozens of snippets from stackoverflow"
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putting Vyper moder and mine side by side is so funny
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I feel like Danny would be so much less frustrating to fight if his jetpack was more like a leap He could jump into the air then do a big aoe where he lands, and maybe his ult would have him getting really angry…and he could be a gorilla from the moon…that would be amazing…
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Vtubers claim to be creative, but I've never once seen a Vtuber with a truly creative design. Like why is it always anime girls? Vtubing could use a gorilla. With innovative lore too, like make him super smart and from the moon. Give him a tesla cannon toggle.
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Replying to @ArtistNcs
reminds me of this meme that i made (template not mine)
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おはようございます。 WECを救うための期限、最後の1週間です。 本当に時間がありません。 現在の署名は87332、43%まできました! どうぞお力をおかしくださたい。 1分もかりません。 電話番号の登録項目は空欄で問題ありません。 steun.zeehondencentrum.nl/re… #アザラシ幼稚園 #SaveWec
おはようございます! 署名数83106!! 41%!!! もう少しで半分です! 署名頂いた方、お声がけ頂いた方ありがとうございます!!! まだまだ署名をお願いしています。 このポストが流れてきた方、 どうかあなたの力をかしてください🙏 steun.zeehondencentrum.nl/re… #アザラシ幼稚園 #SaveWec
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Hello philanthropist influential do-gooder 👋. You have been tagged because the seal community thinks you might care about helping save Zeehondencentrum the largest seal hospital in Europe. They also do research at Pieterburen and the Wadden Sea and on how we can protect our waters. This issue means a lot a lot a lot to us seals if you can please help :3
Many have been asking for a crowdfund. Our official GoFundMe page is now live. 🙏 We're hoping for a miracle. 😢🦭 Donate via our own website: steun.zeehondencentrum.nl/1-… Donate via GoFundMe: gofund.me/2c6f68292 Take action: stichtingzeehondencentrum.co…
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Es fehlen immer noch eine Menge Unterschriften für den Erhalt des #Zeehondencentrums #WEC in Lauwersoog in den Niederlanden. Es dauert eine Minute, kostet nichts und kann unzähligen Robbenbabies das Leben retten. Bitte um Retweet! #sealtwt steun.zeehondencentrum.nl/re…
Djangoからのメッセージ🦭 どうかWEC存続の為に署名にお力をお貸しください❗️ よろしくお願いします 署名ページ↓ steun.zeehondencentrum.nl/re… #アザラシ幼稚園
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イーロンさん(@elonmusk)こんにちは!あなたがアメリカの中間選挙に440億円投じたというニュースを読みましたよ! ついでにオランダのアザラシ保護施設に300€寄付して世界の海を守りませんか?そうしたら私はこれ以上Xのことを Twitterと呼ぶのをやめます🦭 #アザラシ幼稚園 #Donate1EURforWEC
With a heavy heart we must announce that Seal Centre Pieterburen Foundation will likely have to file for bankruptcy within 2 weeks. 😭 This threatens to bring an end to our rescue of seals in need, just as the new pup season is about to begin. Read more: zeehondencentrum.nl/nieuws/z…
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Many have been asking for a crowdfund. Our official GoFundMe page is now live. 🙏 We're hoping for a miracle. 😢🦭 Donate via our own website: steun.zeehondencentrum.nl/1-… Donate via GoFundMe: gofund.me/2c6f68292 Take action: stichtingzeehondencentrum.co…
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When we started responding to Russia’s operation against our data centers, and when our strikes reached Yandex’s data centers, it suddenly became a little easier to breathe on many social media platforms. A lot of people noticed it. There was less hate, less division, and fewer provocations. Because there were fewer bots. And it’s pretty clear where those bots were coming from – if they disappeared when Yandex went offline. This proves, again and again, that Europe is not the source of the problems. Europe is not the one making everything more difficult. Most importantly, we need people in America, every morning, when the day in Europe is already moving toward evening, to really see what is happening. To see the truth. From a speech at the Warsaw Security Forum. (3/3)
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>Ukraine bombs Russian data centers >Sudden, steep drop in political extremist content >Sudden, steep drop in scientific misinformation >Sudden, steep drop in scam attempts Damn, we really should've done this a long time ago
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With a heavy heart we must announce that Seal Centre Pieterburen Foundation will likely have to file for bankruptcy within 2 weeks. 😭 This threatens to bring an end to our rescue of seals in need, just as the new pup season is about to begin. Read more: zeehondencentrum.nl/nieuws/z…
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The whole Republican party screaming about Talarico being out with the flu for 9 days while they're wheeling Mitch McConnell to work in a vegetable state after his 3-month absence is just incredible
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Floral Egg Crab a species of round crab belonging to the family Xanthidae, resting in a person's palm.
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knowing anything in 2026 makes you feel like an insane conspiracy theorist man, "Israel created trans people" no but Jeffrey Epstein literally created gamergate to get people like you to argue about dumb bullshit like this so he could profit off of micro transactions in gaming
Trans people who hate Israel confuse me. They created you😭
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Silence, États-Unien de merde.
France is burning. Europe opened its borders and failed to confront radical Islamism. AOC, Mamdani, El-Sayed, and Talarico want to take us in this direction. Europe is the warning. We should not let this happen here.
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Every time mamdani gets attacked by leftists the first thing I’ll see is the extremely exaggerated version of what was done (“he went to a pro Israel rally”) and go “oh shit okay that one’s bad” and then slowly find out what he actually did which was not bad at all.
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The new itemLabel Drop is Live! Head over to our website to see all the new items. Retweet this post for a chance to win a golden peepy!
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